January 31, 2010

A two-fer

Originally published June 3, 2004

Bejus! I have GOT to go to the dentist today. That sensitive tooth that's been bothering me for almost a year now has gone into a full-blown abcess, and the entire left side of my face is swollen and sore. I can barely open my mouth this morning (which some people might think is a GOOD thing).

But just imagine a visit to a divorce lawyer followed by a fucking root canal. That's an ultimate two-fer.