Gut Rumbles
 

June 03, 2004

a two-fer

Bejus! I have GOT to go to the dentist today. That sensitive tooth that's been bothering me for almost a year now has gone into a full-blown abcess, and the entire left side of my face is swollen and sore. I can barely open my mouth this morning (which some people might think is a GOOD thing).

But just imagine a visit to a divorce lawyer followed by a fucking root canal. That's an ultimate two-fer.

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The Threefer


.....rrrriiinnngggggg.......rrrrriiinnggggg.....

Rob: .... "You got Rob, speak now, dammit or get off my got-damned phone!"

Doctor's Office:..... Mr. Smith, it's me Dr. Bendyaover, your Proctologist.....um, did you remember that your ex scheduled you for an enshaftulation procedure today, sir?

[ snark /off ]


As for me, when I'm on my deathbed, I want my doctor tending to me on one side of the bed, and my lawyer on the other.

That way, I can die in the same manner as my Lord Jesus.........

.......... between two theives.


Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim on June 3, 2004 07:55 AM

A trifecta would be an audit notice in the mail when you get home.

Posted by: Walter Wallis on June 3, 2004 08:42 AM

If you had visited the dentist at the time the tooth had started bothering you, you would have ended up with a simple filling instead of a root canal and crown ($75 versus $1000). I'd choose the cheaper option if it were my tooth.

(end of mothering lecture)

Posted by: sugarmama on June 3, 2004 09:43 AM

...and I guess you think a paralyzed face is going to get you out of giving me a full report on the meeting this morning...

Posted by: Key on June 3, 2004 11:19 AM

Now as through this world I ramble,
I see lots of funny men,
Some rob you with a six gun,
And some with a fountain pen.

(Woody Guthrie, Pretty Boy Floyd).

Rob, it costs as much to see a dentist as it does to retain a lawyer these days.

Posted by: Jack on June 3, 2004 12:09 PM

dang, ya'll are brutal to this poor man with an aching head! *L* but they all have a point, sir!

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