Gut Rumbles

April 09, 2008

Speaking of food

Originally published May 18, 2003

One gallon of milk, two boxes of cereal, six Sprites, two packets of microwave popcorn, one large cheese and sausage pizza, one pound of bacon, six eggs, half a jar of peanut butter (with two tubes of Ritz Crackers), two orders of curly fries from Arby's, two cheeseburgers with homefries and cherry tomatoes and Bejus knows what else from the candy jar.

THAT'S what those two little garbage disposals have eaten so far this weekend. They are outside playing some kind of combination baseball-dodgeball game right now. You know what they're doing?

They are working up an appetite.

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