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April 25, 2007Dark confessionsOriginally published September 13, 2004 I am about to bare my soul to whoever reads this blog. For as far back as I can remember in my life, I have experienced sexual fantasies about wimmen I saw on TV. Some of them weren't even SUPPOSED to be sexy, but they were to me. Here are my top 10: #1. Elizabeth Montgomery as "Samantha" on Bewitched. #2. Amanda Blake as "Kitty" on Gunsmoke. #3. BOTH of those chicks on "Three's Company." AT ONCE. #4. Barbara Eden as "Genie." #5. Patty Duke, back in her "identical cousins" days. #6. MORTICIA ADDAMS!!! YES!!!! I ADMIT IT!!!! SHE MADE ME HOT!!!! #7. Donna Douglas as "Ellie May" on The Beverly Hillbillies. I kissed her once. #8. Lucille Ball. I'd be a liar if I didn't say Lucy looked like a hot-blooded redhead in her younger days. Yeah... I'll just BET that she and Ricky slept in separate beds. #9. Miss Nancy on "Romper Room" when I was a LITTLE boy. See how rotten I am? I wanted to jump through that Magic Mirror and grab a handfull of titty when I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD!!! #10. Emma Peel from "The Avengers." (That was Diana Riggs, right?) Any man MY age who says he never fantasized about peeling Emma is either a got-dam liar or a faggot. Ow, man---that skin-tight black leather! That ass! Those legs!!!! Excuse me. I need to go take a shower. Comments
I'm 25 years old, so I've only seen these shows on reruns whern I was a kid, or now surfing through cable sometimes, but Samantha from Bewitched is hot! And Ellie Mae. I never had heard of Emma Peel before until now. I just Googled her and DAMN Acidman, you're right! Posted by: Michael on April 25, 2007 10:39 AMPost a comment
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