June 14, 2006
i truly am blessed
I feel... simply overwhelmed by such generosity. And I KNOW that it's gotta be true because a woman wrote it, and those sweet things NEVER lie:
Dear lovely one,
Permit me to inform you about my desire to seek for assistant from you and i got the believe that you are going to help me out successfully. but firstly about myself.
I am Eveline Jonathan a 22 years old lady now, i was born on the 1of june 1984.to the family of Chief Joseph Jonathan .and my father name is Joseph he is a very wealthy business man and cocoa merchant who based in ACCRA and ABIDJAN respectively, and my mothers name is Sheila.and I am there only child.well when i was a kid i went to a private schools and things were going on well for me and my parents till when i was in high school when my mother died AND, My father took me so special because i am motherless. and he shower all his love on me and promised me that he will never have another woman because he did not want me for any problem.but has fate his my father got dead last year.but before the death of my father in a private hospital here in Abidjan , he called me secretly to his bed side and told me that he kept a sumof $10.5 million (Ten Million Five hundred thousand united states dollars) in a bank in Abidjan Cote D'ivoire. meanwhile that he used my name as the next of kin in deposit of the fund.He also explained to me that it was because of this money he was poisoned by his business partner accompnined with his junour brother and that i should seek for foreign partner in a country of my choice where i would transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, such as;real estate investment or stock market investment.
Plesae, i am honourably soliciting your kind assistance as follows.
2) To serve as the guardian of these fund ,since i am 22years old.
3)To make arrangement for me in your country to continue my educational career and to procure me a residential permit in your country.
I am inclined to offer you 20% of the total sum as a mode of compensation for your effort after the successful transfering of these fund to your nominated account overseas.Please i will be very happy if this transaction will be concluded with in seven (7) working days from now.I am expecting to hear from you as soon as possible.
May Almighty God bless you as you do care for me Amen.
Damn! What an offer!!! I wonder if I could work out a deal... where she KEEPS that 20% reward she's offering in exchange for cleaning my house. I think that's fair, don't you?
I would put it up close to the top in dirty. The rest of the house is okay, but that kitcken from hell will make it in the top Five.
Got me one of those the other day. I'm tempted to keep them tied up for a few weeks, for purely entertainment purposes. I guess I could always turn it over to HOGONICE since he seems to enjoy them so much...
Ask her. All she can do is say no...
You is the man. Women offering you that kind of money. Wonder how i can get on her mailing list. LMAO All of my offers come from some old hairy legged baboon.
Consult Steve, her has a book on the subject. Must be an x-lover or such eh?
You might want to assure that she is AIDS free..sounds like she is in Africa.