Gut Rumbles

June 01, 2006

that's new

I just found a spammer slamming me with ads for olive oil. Not the character in Popeye cartoons, but genuine, cook-with OLIVE OIL. THAT was a new one on me.

I deleted and Blacklisted his ass, but I gotta wonder... MAYBE I should have checked out his ads. I think olive oil is EXCELLENT for cooking, especially for making sauteed dishes, or creating home-made salad dressings. I ALWAYS keep a big bottle of it handy.

I DO NOT keep child pornography, one-line poker games, black lesbians doing threesomes, date-a-hooker phone numbers, pictures of wimmen fucking barnyard animals, teenage golden showers, penis-enhancement drugs, discount Viagra, FREE loans from the Federal government or any of the other GOTTA HAVE things that spammers hype all over my blog comments. But olive oil???

Maybe I shoulda checked that one out.


Yeah, I keep a bottle of the over priced stuff around for salads and to stir fry with. But for deep frying and recipes I prefer that other over priced stuff...peanut oil.

Posted by: GUYK on June 1, 2006 03:19 PM

I can picture you going back and reading that spam, and then seeing the fine print "1 FREE bottle of Olive Oil with each purchase of a set of rubber sheets and Twister (c) mat".

Posted by: Ralphd00d on June 1, 2006 03:37 PM

DON'T DO IT!!, she hollers... T'AINT WORTH IT!!

Anything less than extreme sanction with those dipshits only encourages them and have ya seen the guy's site who got ripped off by a scammer (close relative of a spammer) on Ebay, buying a laptop?
It's gloooorious, what he's doing to that dickhead.

Olive oil IS a healthier alternative, but, please... just grab some next time ya go to the store.

Bad as spammers already are, I'm scared to contemplate what would happen if ya actually bought something from one of 'em.
*shudders at the thought*

Posted by: Stevie on June 1, 2006 05:20 PM

How do spammers get here anyway? Do they linky-dink their way around via OTHER peeps online escapades?
If so, the olive oil one mighta come through me *blush*.......I had's ta look up sumtin' about olive oil a few days ago but it was Olive Oyl, you know, Popeye's sweetie.
Hope I didn't lead 'em here.....and sorry if I did! DAMN!

Posted by: PattiG on June 2, 2006 12:20 AM
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