Gut Rumbles

March 08, 2006

gives me ideas

All you cat-loving assheads should go immediately to this site. You'll DIE from an overdose of cuteness. (If you actually LIKE the site, you need to be dragged off and shot, you penis-breathed fucktard.)

What is it about cats liking to park their furry butts in the sink? When I see one doing that, I say, "Awwww... what a cutekitty," and then I turn the water on. Bastids will get out of there in a hurry when you do that. Make all kinds of yowling, pissed-off noises, too.

What I would REALLY like to do is throw a mesh porch rug over the cat and half-drown the sumbitch before I let him out of the sink. Heh. See how much he likes curling up in the fucking sink again after THAT.

See? I know how to have fun with a cat.


On the topic of cats. Have you seen the stories on the Kitten Killer of Hangzhou?

Telegraph story here

Posted by: Spitting Llama on March 8, 2006 05:02 PM

My cats love to sit in the sink...I was not aware; however, that this was a common cat behavior. Too bad my stupid dog doesn't know his 120lb body won't fit in the sink...

And you are more than welcome to turn the water on my cats. They like to play in water. They might even jump into the shower with you :)

Posted by: Steph on March 8, 2006 06:26 PM

Aww, you old softy; I bet you secretly love kitties.

Posted by: maxnnr on March 8, 2006 08:04 PM

Well we, okay "I", did that to our cat and the foolish thing actually LIKED it... no fun at all I tell ya...

Posted by: Lisa W. on March 8, 2006 08:52 PM

They are so cute! I think it may be almost time for another round of catbombing

Posted by: Denny on March 15, 2006 02:13 PM
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