Gut Rumbles

March 07, 2006

the road of life

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Gotta watch the road. And keep both hands on the wheel.


Worst case of road rash I've ever seen.

Posted by: McGehee on March 7, 2006 04:13 PM

I've hit the pavement a time or two, but mah ass was always saved by my leathers. Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiide.
Looks like his ass got run tha fuck over!

Posted by: Lil Toni on March 7, 2006 04:33 PM

I'm not sure his ass is in the picture with the rest of him.

Posted by: McGehee on March 7, 2006 05:28 PM

Stupid SOB got drunk and passed out on the railroad tracks. A prime example of Darwinism.

Posted by: assrot on March 7, 2006 06:35 PM

That's more than road rash.

Posted by: Catfish on March 7, 2006 07:25 PM

That's several years old. A youngish kid wound a crotch rocket up to 170 or so, lost it in a corner, and hit a tree. Leathers will keep your hide on if you come off at that speed, but not if you hit something, such as was the case here.

In that case, you come apart like a liberal argument.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on March 7, 2006 07:55 PM

Thank god he wore his helmet. Saved him from getting REALLY hurt.

Posted by: Yogimus on March 7, 2006 08:12 PM

My husband often says that the cops refer to the guys who ride crotch rockets as "organ donors"

He went to one accident scene (of a biker) whose brain had slid down the road (and some of it got swept up by the tow truck driver)....

Posted by: Ruth on March 7, 2006 08:39 PM

Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on March 7, 2006 08:56 PM

What, is this Gore Tuesday or something? Vman posts a guy with an adze through his head, you post a motorcycle accident, what's next?

Posted by: og on March 7, 2006 09:32 PM

... Jesus, Acidman... one piece of lost luggage and you post that?... damn, brother, lighten up... your sack will be returned shortly....

Posted by: Eric on March 7, 2006 10:56 PM

Can we get some onions with that liver?

Posted by: Elisson on March 7, 2006 11:14 PM

Now Elisson, as a connoisseur of fine foods, you KNOW that to be pate', and only to be served with assorted crackers!

Posted by: Lil Toni on March 8, 2006 12:29 AM

Donor Cycle...

Posted by: Bane on March 8, 2006 01:26 AM

Thank god he wore his helmet. Saved him from getting REALLY hurt.

Ya, the piece of his head that's still in the helmet looks just fine.

The rest of it, well....

That's natural selection in action. It's not pretty, but it works.

Posted by: rosignol on March 8, 2006 05:08 AM

do i really see 3 shoes. wow what a mutant bastard!

Posted by: phil on March 8, 2006 07:14 AM

That looks like my helmet.
Reminds me--I'm having barbecue for dinner. Yummmm.

Posted by: Tennessee Budd on March 8, 2006 10:15 AM

Jesus, I don't know what's worse - your posting this or the comments from your fans!! He should have been on a Harley - damn things are too expensive to run into a tree.

Posted by: Cheryl on March 8, 2006 10:45 AM

Helmets DO make cleanup easier.

Posted by: dogette on March 8, 2006 12:20 PM

You said you were gonna post a pic of your date and THIS is what you post?

Posted by: Ted on March 8, 2006 12:21 PM

Note to Myself: Do not read gut rumbles while eating lunch.

Posted by: Mrite on March 8, 2006 12:25 PM

would somebody email me to tell me this post is two or three down on the page. Can't look any more. It's a picture of my cousin Ed. He ain't been right since.

Posted by: James Hooker- Soldier of Fortune on March 8, 2006 02:09 PM


Now where did I put my fork?

Posted by: rightisright on March 8, 2006 04:32 PM

I think I'll go for a walk.

I feel happeeeee....

Posted by: Steve H. on March 8, 2006 05:39 PM

The "donor cycle" angle is a fairly disingenuous one. At that speed, you're just as dead in a car, even a race car with full safety gear, if you hit something hard that doesn't especially feel like moving.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on March 8, 2006 11:09 PM
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