March 07, 2006

Worst case of road rash I've ever seen.

Dang!!!!
I've hit the pavement a time or two, but mah ass was always saved by my leathers. Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiide.
Looks like his ass got run tha fuck over!

I'm not sure his ass is in the picture with the rest of him.

Stupid SOB got drunk and passed out on the railroad tracks. A prime example of Darwinism.

That's more than road rash.

That's several years old. A youngish kid wound a crotch rocket up to 170 or so, lost it in a corner, and hit a tree. Leathers will keep your hide on if you come off at that speed, but not if you hit something, such as was the case here.

In that case, you come apart like a liberal argument.

Thank god he wore his helmet. Saved him from getting REALLY hurt.

My husband often says that the cops refer to the guys who ride crotch rockets as "organ donors"

He went to one accident scene (of a biker) whose brain had slid down the road (and some of it got swept up by the tow truck driver)....

Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel.

What, is this Gore Tuesday or something? Vman posts a guy with an adze through his head, you post a motorcycle accident, what's next?

... Jesus, Acidman... one piece of lost luggage and you post that?... damn, brother, lighten up... your sack will be returned shortly....

Can we get some onions with that liver?

Now Elisson, as a connoisseur of fine foods, you KNOW that to be pate', and only to be served with assorted crackers!
*tisk*

Donor Cycle...

Thank god he wore his helmet. Saved him from getting REALLY hurt.

Ya, the piece of his head that's still in the helmet looks just fine.

The rest of it, well....

That's natural selection in action. It's not pretty, but it works.

do i really see 3 shoes. wow what a mutant bastard!

That looks like my helmet.
Reminds me--I'm having barbecue for dinner. Yummmm.

Jesus, I don't know what's worse - your posting this or the comments from your fans!! He should have been on a Harley - damn things are too expensive to run into a tree.

Helmets DO make cleanup easier.

You said you were gonna post a pic of your date and THIS is what you post?

Note to Myself: Do not read gut rumbles while eating lunch.

would somebody email me to tell me this post is two or three down on the page. Can't look any more. It's a picture of my cousin Ed. He ain't been right since.

Mmmmm...

Now where did I put my fork?

I think I'll go for a walk.

I feel happeeeee....

The "donor cycle" angle is a fairly disingenuous one. At that speed, you're just as dead in a car, even a race car with full safety gear, if you hit something hard that doesn't especially feel like moving.