Gut Rumbles

January 10, 2006

They stink

I went to watch my son play a basketball game tonight. I was very proud of him. He scored one-fourth of his team's points! Of course, he made only one basket in a 29-8 loss, but it sounds better if I say he scored 1/4 of his team's points.

His team is not very good. They've got no height, no speed, no good shooters (except for my boy--- he was 1 for 2 tonight, and that's 50% from the floor) no ball handlers, no rebounders and a coach who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. I think I could do a better job with those boys, but that's easy for me to say while sitting in the stands.

I also saw my ex-wife's next hostage tonight. Wow. The guy must be rich or hung like a horse, because he looks like Fido's ass to me. The skinny, bald-headed bastard appears to be older than I am, too. I'll bet he's dazzled by that young pussy, if you can call 40 year-old pussy young, and he probably does at his age. (I did when she was 28 and I was 40.) I just hope he's good to Quinton.

I'm going to watch my boy play again tomorrow night and I'm gonna try to take some pictures. I also plan to introduce myself to Jennifer's new victim beau. I'll be polite; I just want him to know who I am.

Poor guy. He doesn't know what he's getting into.


How nice to hear. You probably won't believe me but that was my guess for your good news, that you would have a visit.

Hope you got to talk to your son as well.

Posted by: Libby on January 10, 2006 10:06 PM

I'm so glad you got to see Quinton, I'm sure he was happy to have you there. Remember when you meet the new victim: you kill more flies with honey, or whatever that saying is.
Don't let that bitch get your goat, it's her loss. You deserve much better.

Posted by: livey on January 10, 2006 10:20 PM

Of course, he made only one basket in a 29-8 loss.

Now that was funny!

Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent on January 10, 2006 11:11 PM

oooh, to be a fly on the wall at that encounter.

Posted by: erica on January 10, 2006 11:25 PM

Just smile a lot, be upbeat and charming. The guy will naturally wonder why a man can be sooo happy when the woman is no longer an integral part of his life. Psy-ops. Works every time.

Posted by: Pete the Streak on January 11, 2006 07:12 AM

There's always "the next victim", isn't there?

Posted by: Jane on January 11, 2006 09:07 AM

Kind of like watching a train wreck in progress with that new guy. Horrifying, yet interesting at the same time. Ah, fuck 'em, everybody gets what they deserve in the end. Still, I agree, for Quinton's sake I hope he's a good man, even if he is misguided. Downside is though, that if she's such a cunt, Quinton is just going to see a parade of them over the next few years.

Posted by: DrugStore Cowboy on January 11, 2006 09:59 AM

Ditto the parade of victims thing - that's what my ex did in her race to beat me to the altar (which was really funny because I wasn't aware it was a contest). In the space of 8 months, she subjected the kids to at least 6 guys she introduced as "the one," not to mention the several overnight guests that greeted the kids at the breakfast table. The sucker she finally landed is rapidly bleeding them dry financially; I think the tax free child support is about all that's keeping them out of bankruptcy right now, but the upside is, he's made it clear that if the pussy or the money for toys stops, he's outta there. Nice to see the predator become the victim for a change, especially if it was all their fault!

Posted by: maggot on January 11, 2006 10:15 AM

He ought to have his
Head examined by an
X-Ray Machine, so he can
See all those pictures that I've
Already seen
Just so he knows
There she goes.

---John Prine

Posted by: Cop 1 on January 11, 2006 07:54 PM

@Cop 1:
no matter who's Mastercard it is...

Posted by: Horrabin on January 13, 2006 01:07 AM
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