Gut Rumbles
 

January 10, 2006

Guns and gals

I didn't write it, but I'm gonna post it.

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

#2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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Yes very funny.

Posted by: Robert Worrill on January 11, 2006 12:10 AM

With a tweak or two this could be modified to "Why Gals Prefer Guns Over Men."
But, yeah, this IS funny. Heh

Posted by: imp on January 11, 2006 05:43 AM

I thought it was "you can trade an old 44 in for two 22s".

Posted by: disconnect on January 11, 2006 12:59 PM

Actually, #1 should be "You can trade an old .44 for two .22's."

Posted by: Kevin Baker on January 11, 2006 04:14 PM

thats too funny; i am stealing it to leave for gun freak husband (he's working swings)

Posted by: maxnnr on January 11, 2006 07:54 PM


"#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN"
Bwahahahaa....

Posted by: Horrabin on January 13, 2006 01:11 AM
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