Gut Rumbles

April 14, 2005

I'm almost packed

I'm off to the Georgia Writer's Workshop tomorrow. Some people are already there and they are anxiously awaiting my arrival. Maybe I'll get laid.

Or MAYBE this is the premonition I've had for the past few days. I'm gonna drown in the fucking ocean. A jealous husband is gonna shoot me. Catfish and I will both be killed in a terrible car wreck either coming or going. Somebody will feed me poison moonshine and I'll drink it.

I'm going anyway. We'll see what happens. I should meet a lot of interesting people.

But I still have a bad premonition.


Don't tempt fate by wishin bad shit on yourself. I think a change of scenery or venue is in order.........ROADTRIP!

Posted by: Billy Budd on April 14, 2005 11:08 PM

Yeah. Quit yer whinin'... the worst thing that's gonna happen to you is a massive wedgie. Of course, V-Man will have his way with you, at which point all bets are off. Just go to that 'happy place' in your head - surely he won't take too long.

Posted by: sadie on April 14, 2005 11:26 PM

I believe I'd be more concerned with Artillery Punch than poison moonshine........

Posted by: Kelley on April 14, 2005 11:27 PM

Premonition? Jeezsus H Christ. Did you trade your jewels in for a vagina? Where the fuck is the Acidman who rants against emotions ruling the mind? Did some alien bloodless cunts land on his roof and de-ball his sorry self and stick a pacifying electro-rod up his shithole?

Just stay alive until this summer. I am visiting a bunch of friends in Fla in July. On the way, I am going to pick up Catfish, knock on your door, pimp slap your ugly mug then drink with you two until we can't see straight. I may even spring for some hookers, if you are lucky, you fucking cantankerous old coot.

Now go ahead and re-ban me, you bloviation cocksucker.

Posted by: rightisright on April 14, 2005 11:59 PM

Well, if you do go, its been just great having you around. See you on the other side.
If not, see you back here. Either way, relax and enjoy or scream and jerk. It's all comes out the same.

Posted by: robert on April 14, 2005 11:59 PM

Jesus, I suck.

I meant you BLOVIATING cocksucker. Either way, I am sort of glad to see you are still alive. But not REALLY glad.

Posted by: rightisright on April 15, 2005 12:02 AM

PLEEAASE, try to stay safe. Like that means ANYTHING to you. Love ya and have fun.

Posted by: Sam on April 15, 2005 12:32 AM

What Sam said...
And, while yer at it, see my comment under "Superstition".

Drink a beer for me and ask Cat to burn one for me, too, okay?

Besides which... you ain't allowed to croak or any of that shit til AFTER I make it to one of these things, damn it.


Have a blast and remember... you ARE loved.

Posted by: Stevie on April 15, 2005 05:44 PM

yeehaw! So glad to hear your gettin' outta da house! That blog meet will do you good. I garon-tee.

Going on a road trip myself this w/e from Ohio to Santa Fe and back with a couple of horses in tow...gonna be one hell of a long road trip.

Have fun A-Man and don't do anything I wouldn't do. (As if that left anything out.)

Posted by: marcl on April 15, 2005 06:25 PM

Pleased to see you back!!!!!

Posted by: witch on April 15, 2005 08:01 PM
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