Gut Rumbles

November 14, 2011

roscoe update

Originally published September 21, 2003

I now understand why some wimmen recommend bionic Roscoes for ALL MEN, whether the men need them or not. Having just experienced "The Night of the Machine," I can testify that it is awesome. I hope only that my ass doesn't fall off when I attempt to provide ground-support for Roscoe The Trooper. He may be a Terminator, but he's still attached to an old fart. Roscoe is tireless, but I'm not.

That's why "Darlin,' why don't YOU get on top?" are words of pure magic. "Ride as long as you want," aren't bad words, either.

I'm kinda tired today.

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