Gut Rumbles

November 17, 2009


Originally published June 20, 2004

I woke up this morning with my face falling off. The sunburn I got in Key West has turned into a case of unbridled moulting, and I am peeling like a snake. My nose feels like a raw ear of corn on the cob. The only part of my forehead that remains intact is a brown streak right on top of my eyebrows. I think I left the rest of my face on my pillow last night.

I never should have lost my goddamn hat.

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