Gut Rumbles
 

June 20, 2004

arrgh!

I woke up this morning with my face falling off. The sunburn I got in Key West has turned into a case of unbridled moulting, and I am peeling like a snake. My nose feels like a raw ear of corn on the cob. The only part of my forehead that remains intact is a brown streak right on top of my eyebrows. I think I left the rest of my face on my pillow last night.

I never should have lost my goddam hat.

Comments

10-0-6. Nuff said. Use for everything from skeeter bites to sunburn. Never leave home without it.
although in your snake like state, it is probably too late and aloe gel would help more.

Posted by: Joy on June 20, 2004 12:37 PM
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