Gut Rumbles

April 10, 2008

More adoration

Originally published August 8, 2003

Here is another critique of my site:

Acidman runs a blog called So what? Everyone has a site. People are bitchers on the internet. If I want to read someone ranting about something, I'll read Maddox or someone like him.

Well, kids, this guy is different. This guy is REAL. You and I are full of bullshit. This guy is not. This guy is laying it down every day he puts up something new. This guy has lived it, learned from it, and knows what life is all about.

To sum it up, he is a punkass male sexist pig old man who does nothing but bitch all day about the people who have fucked him over and who/what is fucking him over today. And we salute him for that. In our world, he would be president... or at least given a large firearm and martial law authority.

I am flattered by the effusive praise, but I beg to differ on one point. I no longer do "nothing but bitch all day." Now, I bitch all day while playing with the buttons on my bionic dick. I multi-task.

Give me credit for THAT, Catholic Samurai.
[Blog no longer exists.- Ed.]

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