Gut Rumbles

June 01, 2007

Sexist bastard

Originally published April 2, 2006

The difference between wimmen and monkeys:

*Also, there was that story about the guy in California who communed with a bunch of chimps and tried to make them his pals. They rewarded him by biting off his fingers and tearing off his testicles. Women do the latter almost as a matter of policy, but they rarely bite off your fingers. You need fingers to make money. ---Steve H.

I wish I had written that.

*[Ed. Link borked.]

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