April 08, 2007

Happy Easter

Originally published April 15, 2006

He hopped when he should have zagged. His Energizer batteries finally let him down. He's Uggggghs Bunny now.

I'm getting a head start on wishing everybody a Happy Easter. For my Jewish friends, I offer wishes for a Pleasant Passover. For any Muslim readers I have, well... you can just go fuck your lunatic selves. If you sand gnats had an Easter basket, you'd fill it with hand grenades and delare jihad on something. Buncha crazy bastids.

In the interest of Truth In Reporting, I give you this disturbing video of the Easter Bunny in action, BEFORE he became road kill on the side of the highway. It must be the same rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter.

(Video shamelessly lifted from this woman, who shamelessly lifted it from here a site I don't read.)