April 15, 2006
happy easter
He hopped when he should have zagged. His Energizer batteries finally let him down. He's Uggggghs Bunny now.
I'm getting a head start on wishing everybody a Happy Easter. For my Jewish friends, I offer wishes for a Pleasant Passover. For any Muslim readers I have, well... you can just go fuck your lunatic selves. If you sand gnats had an Easter basket, you'd fill it with hand grenades and delare jihad on something. Buncha crazy bastids.
In the interest of Truth In Reporting, I give you this disturbing video of the Easter Bunny in action, BEFORE he became road kill on the side of the highway. It must be the same rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter.
(Video shamelessly lifted from this woman, who shamelessly lifted it from here a site I don't read.)
Kill a stinking muslim today and everyday.
the only good muslim is a dead one
Looks like the Fatwah Bunny got wacked by a roadside bomb.
WTF? I'll bet none of y'all believe in the tooth fairy anymore, either. This doesn't strike me as a religious statement, but rather a statement from folks that should be severely medicated or flat-out institutionalized. I'm guessing there's a "dead baby" head count somewhere here. Yuck. I PURGE this nasty KARMA from my everything.
"Dead baby count?" Now, THERE'S an idea!
Umm... Pandora.... can I see your box?
Either the driver that hit him deliberately swerved into the oncoming lane to do it, or it was a Brit.
