Gut Rumbles

April 15, 2006

happy easter

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He hopped when he should have zagged. His Energizer batteries finally let him down. He's Uggggghs Bunny now.

I'm getting a head start on wishing everybody a Happy Easter. For my Jewish friends, I offer wishes for a Pleasant Passover. For any Muslim readers I have, well... you can just go fuck your lunatic selves. If you sand gnats had an Easter basket, you'd fill it with hand grenades and delare jihad on something. Buncha crazy bastids.

In the interest of Truth In Reporting, I give you this disturbing video of the Easter Bunny in action, BEFORE he became road kill on the side of the highway. It must be the same rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter.

(Video shamelessly lifted from this woman, who shamelessly lifted it from here a site I don't read.)


Kill a stinking muslim today and everyday.

Posted by: TomCat on April 15, 2006 05:48 PM

the only good muslim is a dead one

Posted by: bugler on April 15, 2006 06:30 PM

Looks like the Fatwah Bunny got wacked by a roadside bomb.

Posted by: CZ on April 15, 2006 09:46 PM

WTF? I'll bet none of y'all believe in the tooth fairy anymore, either. This doesn't strike me as a religious statement, but rather a statement from folks that should be severely medicated or flat-out institutionalized. I'm guessing there's a "dead baby" head count somewhere here. Yuck. I PURGE this nasty KARMA from my everything.

Posted by: Pandora on April 16, 2006 01:14 AM

"Dead baby count?" Now, THERE'S an idea!

Umm... Pandora.... can I see your box?

Posted by: Acidman on April 16, 2006 01:34 AM

Good one, A-man! Ow!

Posted by: Justthisguy on April 16, 2006 01:49 AM

Either the driver that hit him deliberately swerved into the oncoming lane to do it, or it was a Brit.

Posted by: McGehee on April 16, 2006 08:50 PM
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