Gut Rumbles

June 10, 2006


In the late 1970s, I was playing guitar for a living when the Shah was de-throned in Iran. A WHOLE BUNCH of Iranian students were attending college at that lower institution of higher learning called Savannah State College at the time. They hung out in the bars where I played and they did NOT want to go back "home."

In fact, a lot of 'em "married" American wimmen to KEEP from being sent back home. It was a fine deal for the wimmen. Get paid $10,000 for SAYING that you married somebody you never knew until he waved a checkbook under your nose. It wasn't like you actually had to fuck him. Just take the money and run.

I have to admit, being a heterosexual guy and all, that I woulda fucked some of those Iranian men for a lot less than $10,000 if I had a pussy. They weren't bad-lookin,' if you're into the dark-haired, swarthy kinda thing.

I knew MANY girls who did exactly that. In fact, a waitress at "Steak'n Ale" when I was playing there told me that she "married" THREE of them, at $10,000 a pop, just to keep them from being deported. I fucked her, but her "husbands" never did.

Go figure.

I've seen a lot of fire and rain in this world. I've seen what some people will do for money, and I've known some others who can't be bought. I HOPE I fit into the latter category, but I have trouble finding my center anymore.

It's just too damn easy and rewarding to sell out. I HOPE I never do it. But if I do, I hope that one of my very few good friends will have the compassion and mercy to do what needs to be done.

Drag me off and SHOOT me.


I knew a lot of Iranians in 73 - 77 timeframe when I was going to junior college.
They were AFRAID of Kohmani (sic) and his thugocracy. They did anything they could to stay in the US and I didn't blame them one damn bit.
A taste of freedom goes a long way.

Posted by: Gmac on June 10, 2006 06:51 PM

Asian women do the samething

Posted by: Catfish on June 10, 2006 08:28 PM

I met an Iranian woman who did not want to go back and I would have married her. She was hot. I might have even paid her the 10Gs. Come to think of it that would have been a cheap (as in inexpensive) marriage if it only cost 10 grand.

Posted by: Titan Mk6B on June 12, 2006 02:00 PM
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