Gut Rumbles

June 02, 2006

yeah, it's rough

I feel their pain. It must be really rough to be an obvious Muslim boarding an airline flight today. Oh, the humanity!!!

As someone who has been subject to a "Nit-Search" the last FOUR TIMES that I've taken an international airplane ride, I know exactly what it feels like to be humiliated and treated like a big, breathing sack of excrement by Homeland Security goons.

Of course, I was not alone. I saw the same thing happening to elderly white wimmen in wheelchairs (AHA!!! A WHEELCHAIR BOMB!!! Gotta watch out for THAT!!!) and one beautiful, young, blonde bridesmaid in Austin who was suspected of having bobby-pin bombs in her hair.

They were publicly humiliated, too, while guys who resembled Apu and Mohammed, with heavy beards, swarthy complexions and a glowering, insane look in their eyes, walked right through the rat-maze of security without even slowing down. Picking on THEM would constitute "racial profiling," and we are FAR too politically-correct to do THAT kind of shit anymore.

Naw. Look! THERE'S an oriental woman on crutches!!! PULL HER OUT OF LINE AND CHECK HER!!! Seeing that kinda crap over and over, and EXPERIENCING IT MYSELF surely gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling about Homeland Security. In fact, it makes me reluctant to fly anymore, because I am sick and tired of being treated like a terrorist when I AIN'T ONE!

You might think, with all the computer data-base shit and the government peering at all of our phone records, that I might catch a break after being nit-searched so many times. The government computer ought to say, "Checked this guy FIVE TIMES already so far, right down to his shit-stained underwear. Never found anything," and they just MIGHT decide that I was not a major terrorist threat to my own got-dam country.

But the system doesn't work that way. I still get the "treatment," along with big, fat black wimmen (CAREFUL!!! She might be carrying a BOSUM BOMB in those huge titties she wears!) and skinny yankee men wearing black socks and sandals (CAREFUL!!! He might have a black sock bomb!!!) and we ALL are treated like shit in the airport.

A number of American Muslims similarly upset by how federal agents treated them and their families are seeking relief through the courts. About eight men with Muslim or Arab roots are joining a suit already filed last year by the American Civil Liberties Union ...

"ABOUT EIGHT MEN???" With Muslin or Arab roots??? THEY believe that their civil rights were violated and they're gonna SUE over it?

Well, Gawd bless their delicate sensibilities. The last time I looked, EVERY terrorist attack launched against this country was done by Muslim or Arab MEN, between the ages of 20 and 40. NO elderly wimmen in wheelchairs, NO fat, black wimmen with big boobs, and NO balding, skinny Crackers EVER committed a terrorist attack against this country. But those people get nit-searched, too.

Got-dam! WE ought to be suing THE FUCKING ARAB MEN!!! YOU assholes are the ones who made going through airport security such a monumental pain the the ass today. And in MY humble opinion, you Apus and Mohammeds have a lot of fricking nerve to bitch about ANYTHING that happens to YOU in an airport today.

The next time an old, balding Cracker man teams up with an elderly oriental woman in a wheelchair and a fat black woman with big titties to hijack an airplane and fly it into a skyscraper, I MAY change my mind. But until then, I call bullshit on this whole flying circus.

And I DAMN SURE call bullshit on that lawsuit.


If it werent so farookin' sad, it just might be funny....

My father, 82 years old, was on his way to a WW2 B-17 Bomb Group reunion im OHIO two years ago. He was wearing a WW2 baseball style cap, with his POW insignia on it!

It was in JULY, and it was about 100 degrees and humid....and he was feeling the effects of the weather.....

THE TSA folks INSISTED he remove his shoes....He said (to them) "I'm old, I'm tired, I'm warm, and I have a pacemaker, I cant bend over and untie them, if you want them off, YOU do it"

The TSA person look at my father as if to say, "WTF?"

But my father would not budge.

Sooo, the TSA guy knelt down and untied my fathers shoes, removed them (saw there was no BOMB in them...LOL) AND then my DAD said, "OKAY, now put them back on me"

(As I said, if this wasnt so sad, it just might be funny)

I mean just when was the LAST time an 82 year old WW2 veteran (and POW) RUSHED the COCKPIT of a 747????

This is why we really are DONE as a nation. Politcal correctness will (literally) kill us all. Mohammed gets to breeze on thru security (lest we OFFEND him) and in the meantime we are WASTING time harrassing old people by having them take off their shoes! Its bizarro world.

Posted by: Ruth on June 2, 2006 08:09 AM

Well said.

Posted by: Florida Bill on June 2, 2006 08:35 AM

Oh God I just spit my Dr. Pepper everywhere. I needed a good laugh today, THANKS!

Posted by: Kelly on June 2, 2006 09:07 AM

Not only are we supposed to accept the Muslim a**holes, we're supposed to favor them. Not this hillbilly, if i see one working in a business i don't shop there, and i definetly won't shop in any business owned by one of the slimey bastards. Actually i wouldn't piss on one of them if he was on fire, that is unless i had drank a gallon of shine and would piss 99% fire starting alcohol.

Posted by: Scrapiron on June 2, 2006 11:55 AM

Rob...why are YOU being "profiled" for airport security so often? You think they got it "in" for ya for some reason or do you think they are selecting you because you're a SWM?

Posted by: David Drake on June 2, 2006 06:26 PM

Nope. I know EXACTLY why I am "profiled." because a sympathetic security guard at the Atlanta airport showed me the computer screen when my usual red flag popped up.

I have my darlin' ex-wife to thank for that. She took out a Domestic Violence Order against me three farooking years ago, just by calling a lawyer in an attempt to make my life more miserable than it already was.

Plug my passport number into a computer and I show up as a potential... hell, I don't know what, but it ain't good.

That guard in Atlanta, AFTER I was pulled out of line and nit-searched in Customs, asked me... "Hmmm... Mr, Smith... you are divorced, aren't you?"

I said, "Yeah. How did YOU know that?"

That's when he flipped his computer screen around and let me see it. There it was--- POTENTIAL THREAT!!! RED FLAGS!!! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!!!

"Ever been arrested for domestic violence?" he asked.

I replied, "HELL NO! That's what a crazy, vindictive cunt does when she ain't content with just taking damn near everything I worked all my life for. She won't quit trying to fuck me over again and again until one of us is DEAD!"

He said, "My ex-wife did the same shit to me. Almost cost me my job. They're darlin,' aren't they?

Yes, they are. I was recently reminded again of just how "darlin'" they are.

Posted by: Acidman on June 2, 2006 07:09 PM

That ain't right...

No way to fight the DVO or just not worth going thru the hassle, I s'pose.

Man...that's too bad, espcially since you have ZERO record of any Domestic Violence - as you said, never been arrested for it etc. What bunch of BS. I feel for 'ya, man.

Sure funny how the TSA computers have no 'red flags' pop up when your average, every day raghead walks through.

Take care, man.

Posted by: David Drake on June 2, 2006 07:16 PM

My wife and I may hold the record for the Atlanta airport. She and I were searched three times between getting off our international flight and getting on our domestic flight there. All this while both of us were carrying US government diplomatic passport passports.
We got better treatment overseas in the middle east for five years.

Posted by: emdfl on June 4, 2006 10:58 AM
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