Gut Rumbles

May 18, 2006

got-dam comedian

I have one of those urgent need to share feelings right now, so I want to quote one of my readers about fishing for catfish:

You're right, Rob. They'll bite almost ANYTHING, which is why I never piss off the riverbank here in Mississippi. I don't like dropping my dick into that black water, heh, heh.

Does that statement make you think...."humility?...


Nope, makes me think bragging. Besides, I have done that and most of them Mississippi rivers have sandy bottoms even if the water is warm and polluted from people pissing in it.

Posted by: GUYK on May 18, 2006 08:04 AM

Isn't this the old joke: Two guys are pissing off a bridge and the first one says, "Man! This water is cold!"
And the other replies, "Yeah. And deep too."

Posted by: BlogDog on May 18, 2006 09:32 AM

And a third guy steps up, lets fly, and says" but the mud on the bottom is warm!"

Posted by: Rey B on May 18, 2006 10:22 AM
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