Gut Rumbles

May 18, 2006

yeah. they're all psychic

good grief! I engaged in an email exchange a few days ago with a woman who ADMITTED that she and her "sisters" were pretty much fucked in the head when it came to acting sane. "A woman doesn't think, Rob," she said. "We react and sometimes we kinda go off the deep end."

I wrote back to say, "Yeah. But somehow, when you OVER-REACT, it's always a MAN'S fault that you did it. Any sane, logical... blah, blah... woulda done the same thing."

My aching Cracker ass.

Women who are seeking a long-term relationship prefer men who like children, and they are able to discern which men want to become fathers just by looking at their face, according to a joint research team from the University of Chicago and the University of California at Santa Barbara.


I've EXPERIENCED the phenomenon of how good wimmen are at "discerning" things, and it's a lot like dealing with an alien creature from Warped Planet #9 who landed on a flying saucer, said "I come in peace, and then wiped out an entire county with disrupter-beams from a cosmic ray-gun. When the smoke clears, she says, "...I did NOT over-react to this situation. I 'discerned' a problem, so I took care of it. I apologize for the dead children, but it was like... y'know what I'm sayin'?"

Bejus. "The women had an uncanny ability to determine a man's interest in kids just by looking at his face."

Yeah. It's "uncanny," all right. Just ask any divorce lawyer.


Hey buddy, you probably got laid quite a bit because your face reflected your testosterone. ;)

Posted by: Cythen on May 18, 2006 04:46 AM

LOL!!! This one makes me laugh out loud.

I learned EARLY as a single parent that guys will FEIGN interest in your child just to get laid.

On the same token, I knew my husband was going to be a good father...because he already was. Had absolutely nothing to do with his face and everything to do with his parenting technique. Back in the day, it was hard to find a single dad, period...but to find a good one..well, as you can see, the rest of the story is told..haha!

Posted by: Kelly on May 18, 2006 06:46 AM

Women can always tell that I hate children, because I tell them so.

I should probably stop doing that.

Posted by: Steve H. on May 18, 2006 08:34 AM

Sometimes I think YOU have more estrogen than testosterone!

Posted by: livey on May 18, 2006 10:32 AM

Yeah, right, they can tell just by LOOKING.

Women are so screwed up ... they want what they can't have, and when they get it, they don't want it any more.

And women today wonder why men don't want to get married? Duh .........

Posted by: maggot on May 18, 2006 11:48 AM
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