Gut Rumbles

January 07, 2006

quote of the day

I know the feeling:

So the next time you stop by the Dax Files and read about some fucked up shit that happens. Keep your self righteous email and comments to your fucking self, because Iíve read the unadulterated bullshit on your Blog, and from here your shit stinks. You God damned self absorbed crotchfruit excuse for a human being. Go fuck yourself because I have enough shit to deal with just getting through my day without your small minded shit stained tongue rot dripping from the ass crack excuse for a thought in my inbox. Prick!

What can I say? The man is eloquent.


"Eloquent"? You must be kidding!

Lenny Bruce he ain't.

The 7 banned words are like salt in a bowl of chili. A little adds to the flavor, but when the top comes off the shaker and dumps the whole thing in the bowl you need to just throw it out and dip a new batch from the pot.

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on January 7, 2006 09:10 AM

What the hell is a "crotchfruit" ?

Posted by: rightisright on January 7, 2006 11:51 AM

"Crotchfruit" is excellent. Did he copyright the term?

I'll swap him rights to "snotbucket" if he's willing.

Posted by: Kim du Toit on January 8, 2006 02:06 PM
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