December 21, 2005
big, bloodshot eyes?
What says Christmas Spirit better than a stoned owl chillin' in your tree? Nothing that I know of. I wonder why the owl didn't leave the tree for five days?
Must have been some good shit.
Guess it wasnt Tiparillos he was smokin'
.. I saw a guy with eyes just like that at the Target in Maryville yesterday....
That would explain the owl's weird Twinkie cravings.
She's got some interesting commenters there. Loved the owl caption contest.
Wonder if the" wildlife" police are combing the forest looking for the perps supplier?
Spewing coffee.... Well there goes another perfectly good keyboard. That post should have come with a do not read while drinking warning.
I suppose this explains why the little guy now says "hey dood' instead of "hoo hoo."
I recall another stoned owl on your site.. See your archives from 10-31-04...
Also, I bet it didn't take THAT owl 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. He probably just swallowed it whole and shit out the skelton in tact in a owl pellet.
By the way Rob...Merry Christmas!
And have a Happy New "New" Year!
Meh, stuff the stoned owl, wtf's happened to you?
I know there's a time diff, but you ok honey?
