Gut Rumbles

December 21, 2005

big, bloodshot eyes?

What says Christmas Spirit better than a stoned owl chillin' in your tree? Nothing that I know of. I wonder why the owl didn't leave the tree for five days?

Must have been some good shit.


Guess it wasnt Tiparillos he was smokin'

Posted by: Ruth on December 22, 2005 07:53 AM

.. I saw a guy with eyes just like that at the Target in Maryville yesterday....

Posted by: Eric on December 22, 2005 08:10 AM

That would explain the owl's weird Twinkie cravings.

Posted by: Sgt Hook on December 22, 2005 08:41 AM

She's got some interesting commenters there. Loved the owl caption contest.

Posted by: livey on December 22, 2005 11:08 AM

Wonder if the" wildlife" police are combing the forest looking for the perps supplier?

Posted by: Arathorn on December 22, 2005 11:12 AM

Spewing coffee.... Well there goes another perfectly good keyboard. That post should have come with a do not read while drinking warning.

I suppose this explains why the little guy now says "hey dood' instead of "hoo hoo."

Posted by: Libby on December 22, 2005 11:53 AM

I recall another stoned owl on your site.. See your archives from 10-31-04...

Also, I bet it didn't take THAT owl 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. He probably just swallowed it whole and shit out the skelton in tact in a owl pellet.

Posted by: Florida Bill on December 22, 2005 11:57 AM

By the way Rob...Merry Christmas!
And have a Happy New "New" Year!

Posted by: No Mo on December 22, 2005 02:21 PM

Meh, stuff the stoned owl, wtf's happened to you?
I know there's a time diff, but you ok honey?

Posted by: Misty on December 22, 2005 08:41 PM
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