December 21, 2005

selling "uppers?"

According to experts, my adult industry job would be...
	Viagra Dealer
It's no secret that viagra is used a lot in the adult industry, but where does everyone get their pills from? You of course.
Take the Adult Industry Job Quiz

If I had any Viagra, I suppose I WOULD sell it. I damn sure don't need it anymore.

I'm bionic.

(I lifted the quiz from here, which should come as no surprise to anyone familiar with that site.)

Comments

Phone Sex Operator--how much does it pay?

Posted by: GUYK on December 21, 2005 10:42 AM

Phone sex? They must not be doing it right because they ain't reproducin'.

Posted by: McGehee on December 21, 2005 11:04 AM

LOL I took that quiz on myspace and it told me I was the Fluffer!

Posted by: Cythen on December 21, 2005 12:45 PM

Hmmm I got phone sex operator, maybe we could go into business together?

Posted by: livey on December 21, 2005 01:00 PM

Hey!...I'm a Viagra dealer also......

Posted by: Gahrie on December 21, 2005 01:43 PM

Hmmm, I thought for sure I'g get dominatrix but this should open me up to a whole new line of work. I'm a stunt ass.

"Not all adult actors want to have their backsides on camera. This is where you come in and stand in. Your perfect job is a Stunt Ass."

Does this mean I get an honorary membership in the axis of assholes?

Posted by: Libby on December 21, 2005 02:52 PM

A fluffer. A farookin' fluffer. How'd THAT happen?

Posted by: Omnibus Driver on December 21, 2005 04:48 PM

I work in an adult book store.........

Posted by: Maeve on December 21, 2005 05:28 PM

Me too, Meave. : )

Posted by: Symph on December 21, 2005 07:29 PM

Viagra dealer, huh?

I can't take Viagra. It just makes me taller!

Posted by: Richthofen on December 21, 2005 08:34 PM

I'm joining you book store peeps!

Posted by: RubyTuesday on December 21, 2005 08:55 PM

Hmmm...
According to experts, my adult industry job would be...Stunt Ass
Not all adult actors want to have their backsides on camera. This is where you come in and stand in. Your perfect job is a Stunt Ass
This just leaves me open to all kinds of rude comments mwahahaha...

Posted by: Lisa on December 21, 2005 09:24 PM

What's a "fluffer?" (Yes, that's what I 'scored.')

Posted by: Juliette on December 21, 2005 10:43 PM

*giggling* Thanks for the linkie Darlin'.

*smooch*

Posted by: blondage on December 22, 2005 01:08 AM

yeah what's a fluffer?

Posted by: livey on December 22, 2005 09:45 AM

Livey, Juliette....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fluffer&f=1

Posted by: RubyTuesday on December 22, 2005 09:48 AM

Wow...I am a phone sex operator...Maybe I need to invest in one of those 900 numbers...

Posted by: Steph on December 22, 2005 10:25 AM

umm thanks Ruby, I'm glad I'm not a fluffer, my jaws would get tired. Sorry Juliette!

Posted by: livey on December 22, 2005 01:32 PM

Geez, I guess "stunt ass" isn't so bad after the whole fluffer thing... the enlightenment we receive by reading this blog is almost immeasurable...:)

Posted by: Lisa on December 22, 2005 07:27 PM

Adult Book Store Clerk .
Hmmm...Seeing as I've already written stuff that's been published, and I'm in such excellent company (Hi Maeve!) yeah, 'k...

Posted by: Misty on December 22, 2005 08:38 PM

Oh. ::giggles:::

I don't think I'd be good at that. My teeth are real, big and unretractable.

Posted by: Juliette on December 23, 2005 11:38 PM

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December 21, 2005

selling "uppers?"