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December 19, 2005

merry christmas to me

I went Christmas shopping today. I couldn't figure out what to buy for anyone else, so I decided to be really nice to ME. I bought a hot tub.

It will be delivered tomorrow, and if it comes early in the morning the way it is supposed to, I should be able to fill it with water and get it heated up by tomorrow evening. I'm looking forward to a long, hot soaking.

Lovely ladies with pretty red toenails are welcome to join me. Clothing is optional

Comments

Good for you bowleggs, now you need to get that massage chair and you will be in business. I am a asshole also and very glad of it, Cat

Posted by: catfish on December 19, 2005 07:39 PM

Brrrrrr, Acidman - it's a little damp & chilly out, even here in Florida. But I hope you enjoy your new Christmas present, anyway! :-)
(and if you're wondering, I clicked here through Catfish, but I've been here before, I think from Livey's site)

Posted by: dustbunny101 on December 19, 2005 07:49 PM

Woo hoo! Nekkid party at Acidman's house!

Posted by: blondage on December 19, 2005 08:15 PM

Hey could you invite your x-wife and webcam the visit? Hell I'd pay for that!

Posted by: mark on December 19, 2005 08:40 PM

Oh hell yeah!

Posted by: caltechgirl on December 19, 2005 08:50 PM

Merry Christmas, you will love it.
Can I get in it without my toenails painted? I just don't paint my nails.

Posted by: livey on December 19, 2005 09:03 PM

If you got the same model that Catfish has, my guess is that you'll be pretty busy.

Posted by: Jim - PRS on December 19, 2005 09:17 PM

Now all you need is some scuba gear and that BB SMG, and you can conduct covert ops on neighborhood cats from the comfort of your hot tub.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on December 19, 2005 09:54 PM

Don't go nekkid, just accidently put on your thong speedo backwards.

Make sure the water isn't too cold or the ruse will fail.

Posted by: Billy Budd on December 19, 2005 10:27 PM

I am SO there!

Posted by: Maeve on December 19, 2005 10:37 PM

Beware Bowleggs, that hot tub will get you plenty of pussy, Cat

Posted by: catfish on December 20, 2005 10:19 AM

We call it 'mental health break' at our house. Wouldn't have as good a relationship without it. I have a pool guy on 24 hour call in case of any issues. We even put in a portable up at our cabin in the woods. We're into the hot soak and quiet talk rather than the bubbles and having to yell at each other. Enjoy, man!

Keith
Kingwood, TX

Posted by: Keith on December 20, 2005 10:30 AM

Is this a Cowboy hot tub? According to the pictures I've seen that's where you sit in the warm water and eat beans - bubble will occur later.

Posted by: bottlestop on December 20, 2005 11:11 AM

Hey could you invite your x-wife and webcam the visit? Hell I'd pay for that!

It'd have to be an underwater webcam, since that's where her head would probably be.

Posted by: McGehee on December 20, 2005 12:48 PM

Can anybody please loan me the airfare from London to Acidman's place?


...hello...?

Posted by: Misty on December 20, 2005 05:58 PM

Dang, now where DID I put that bottle of red nail polish????

That sounds really nice, esp. since waking up this a.m. with a wind chill of -23 degrees celsius....

Posted by: Lisa on December 21, 2005 09:31 PM
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