Gut Rumbles

December 20, 2005

hasta la vista, baby!

I think I've made it abundantly clear before on this blog: I don't like California. That state is the certified nut-bowl of America. California has more barking moonbats, raving fucktards, gun-fearing wussies, granola-crunching environmentalists, nanny-minded politicians, nutless wonders and lunatic lefties than any other state in the union.

In MY humble opinion, we'd be better off without it. That's why I am amazed that this man ever was elected governor.

His Austrian home town threatens to remove his name from a local stadium to punish Arnold for executing a guilty-as-hell murderer. What does Arnold do? He damn sure doesn't grovel and beg for forgiveness, the way so many weak-kneed politicians would. No, Arnold very politely tells his critics to go piss up a rope.

In the letter, Schwarzenegger also said he would no longer permit the use of his name "to advertise or promote the city of Graz in any way" and would return the city's "ring of honor."

The ring was given to him in a ceremony in Graz in 1999. At the time, Schwarzenegger said he considered it "a token of sincere friendship between my hometown and me."

"Since, however, the official Graz appears to no longer accept me as one of their own, this ring has lost its meaning and value to me. It is already in the mail," the governor wrote.

I like that response. It's so atypical of ANYTHING coming out of California today. It's a nicely worded way of saying "fuck you."

It's downright Southern.


Arnold got himself into an impossible situation when he got himself elected gov in the state of confusion. He is about three quarters RINO to begi with a there ain't a gotdam thing that he can do that is gonna satisfy the fruits and nuts that run the state

Posted by: GUYK on December 20, 2005 12:08 PM

Most of the types of people you mention in your first paragraph move to California in the last 30-odd (very odd) years, so credit self-selection among the lemming-herd of lotus-eaters. The native population is more traditional and more mentally stable, but we're overwhelmed by immigrants both illegal and illogical. Perhaps we should have defended our state-borders more closely against Lefty East-Coast elites like transplanted Broooklynite Barbara Boxer and the rest of the damn college kids who came West and then wouldn't go back to where they came from again. Probably because they'd get their asses deservedly kicked - but we got stuck with them.
Sorta like Florida's booming population of aged New Yorkers - it became God's Waiting Room, CA became God's Mental Asylum...
Thanks for thinking of us all the same, instead of fleeing we have stayed to fight. :-)

Posted by: -keith in mtn. view on December 20, 2005 12:21 PM

Arnold is Austrian, not German. Which is interesting because Austria is usually waaay to the right of Germany. (And, as you know, Hitler was originally from Austria, not Germany...) Or maybe that history is why the city is (over)reacting that way. Trying to make amends for the past. Unfortunately, preaching to others isn't exactly the best tactic.

Posted by: NS on December 20, 2005 12:36 PM

I'd like to echo Keith's remarks....some of us are still fighting back in Calif.

Posted by: Gahrie on December 20, 2005 02:35 PM

Arnold is the only man in that state with any GONADS !!! Arnold in 08

Posted by: lefty on December 20, 2005 02:50 PM

Well said Keith. We California natives are actually pretty level headed.

Now if only we could rid ourselves of the the assholes who invade our state, clog our freeways, drive up our home prices, and suck up our oxygen. And if that weren't bad enough, they want to tell us how to live, too.

Say what you like about Arnold, at last we finally have a Governor with a lick of sense and the cojones to do what needs doing.

Posted by: Bitchmama on December 20, 2005 03:32 PM

Most of us Californians are pretty sane, reasonable, all-around good people.

Like anywhere else, we have enough moonbats and fruitcakes to keep us interesting.

Posted by: Joanie on December 20, 2005 03:39 PM

"I think I've made it abundantly clear before on this blog: I don't like California. That state is the certified nut-bowl of America. California has more barking moonbats, raving fucktards, gun-fearing wussies, granola-crunching environmentalists, nanny-minded politicians, nutless wonders and lunatic lefties than any other state in the union."

Well fuck you back you fucking asstard!

Not all Californians are barking moonbats. We didn't ask Cindy Sheehan to live here. I'd personally drive her and her kind to the Cal-Neva state line and dump their sorry asses off in the Nevada desert to die.

Wanna help?

Posted by: Mark on December 20, 2005 08:36 PM

Arnold got elected for two reasons: 1) He's Arnold. 2) He actually stood up and said, hey, I'm going to do x to fix z, instead of the patented ostrich approach Davis was infamous for.

Now that the sprout 'n flowers crowd know he's more than yet another hand-wringing empty suit, he probably doesn't stand a chance of staying in office.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on December 20, 2005 11:21 PM

I'll lend my jeepa and trailer to the quest to drive the fruits and nuts out. I'd love to have my state back. Road trip to Sacramento, while we're at it? Maybe a stop in Berkeley?

"It's downright Southern."

Funny. That's how most of us talk - it just doesn't make the news like the fucktards on the left.

Posted by: Josh on December 21, 2005 12:00 AM

What we NEED is a ten foot wide, 500 mile long conveyer belt running east at about 70 mph. Every native would be allowed to deposit (Shove) four nutberger lefties onto the belt.

You best take that back, lefty, or your name will Mean something. ;~)

Posted by: Wes Jackson on December 21, 2005 12:53 AM

Just stop them from further metastasizing northward. Arrgh. Oregon is bad enough with the Portland moonbats, but the CA mets are a real pain.

Posted by: epador on December 21, 2005 01:07 AM

epador's comment reminds me of the signs from the 80's or so:

"Don't Californicate Oregon".

I'm with my fellow Cali natives...the moonbattery index has zipped through the roof since the time I was growing up in LA (70's/early 80's). I place a lot of the blame at the feet of one of the original moonbats -- Gov Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown and his band of like minded hangers-on (Tom Hayden, Hanoi Jane, etc.). Of course, there has always been a readily-tapped moonbattery reservoir in the Bay Area, it just seem to get more traction during the Moonbeam years.

I ran screaming from the state in '83 (thanks, Uncle Sam) and haven't looked back....sorry guys....

Posted by: Grumpy Old Ham on December 21, 2005 09:30 AM

I was born in Berkeley, grew up in Oakland and San Lorenzo. I have been thoroughly indoctrinated by the leftwing Moonbats, during my formulative years. I KNOW my enemy!

So I moved to Jax in '89. I now live around normal Conservative types. Won't ever return to the Golden State..

Good Luck, Culeefornia. You will need it.

Posted by: dc on December 21, 2005 10:56 AM

Grumpy Old Ham: I am a native Californian, and at one point I moved up to Oregon to get the heck away from all the moon-battery from the left and the right. I soon found that native Oregonians, at least in the Tr-County and Ashland areas, were more "Californian" than Californians!

I went back to Ca chasing a business deal that never happened. After about 8 years of this, I decided, enough already. Now, I am up the road from Acidman. Well, a LONG way up the road, up in Tennessee. Gads, but it's nice to be around real people!

Posted by: the friendly grizzly on December 21, 2005 08:44 PM
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