Gut Rumbles

December 15, 2005

What would I do?

Here's an interesting question posed by one of my beloved readers:

I wonder what would happen at the Crackerbox on Christmas morning if someone left a cute little kitten with a bow on it outside your door.... Let's do a Dax-like poll on THAT one... Does he A. Take it in - somebody's got to look after the damn thing B. Leave it out there C. Run out the back door to buy a pit bull D. Try and remember where the hell his gun is...

I vote big softy...

Posted by Lisa at December 14, 2005 10:08 PM

Hmmmmm. What WOULD I do with a kitten on my doorstep? Since I'm in the process of re-inventing myself, maybe a nice, fuzzy pussy KITTEN is just what I need. Yeah, that'll work. A kitten.

And a potato gun...


I really don't wanna know the answer to THAT Q, but I would like to know wut ya did wiff that battery operated one. PLEASE tell me u left it with Mary Kate!

Posted by: Lil Toni on December 15, 2005 11:18 PM

Oh man, the scenarios that are running through my brain.

Posted by: Maeve on December 16, 2005 12:18 AM

Hmmm ...wonder what kind of muzzle velocity you'd get with an 8oz kitten and a full charge loaded in the spud gun....

Posted by: delftsman3 on December 16, 2005 01:33 AM

Aww I think you're a big ol softey too. A kitten would be good for you!

Posted by: livey on December 16, 2005 10:46 AM

Do NOT shoot a kitten out of a potato gun!

Cats always land on their feet -- that's no fun at all.

Posted by: McGehee on December 16, 2005 11:42 AM

I forgot to insert option "E" - which is a distant memory for me but I'll try to re-create it. I was at a campground when I was about seven years old and always trying to hang out near the older, cooler, teenage kids. All I remember is that one night, one of the guys had a tennis ball can, a small cat and some other substance - he lit something and the cat went flying about a zillion (Hey - I was seven) feet into the air. I've NEVER forgotten that and I always now think of you when I remember it... but that was history...I'm still going with "A"..... sorry, you're just a "do the right thing" kind of guy...:)

Posted by: Lisa on December 16, 2005 06:28 PM
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