December 15, 2005

Heeeeere kitty, kitty, kitty.

"They call me Ensign Tibbs!"

We don't play with REAL guns in Neverland, officer! It's just pretend foreplay.

... you gotta admit, though... he's certainly got his game-face on... as for the flotation device, maybe he'd over-reacted to that speech about Rivers of Blood...

Katrina survivor/looter, protecting his haul !!

"You gonna drown in a river of blood, dude... but I'm ready for it!"

J.

Does it remind anyone else of the farside cartoon with the caption "How nature says don't touch"?

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

What's Dwayne Wayne doing playing paintball? I didn't think they allowed that sort of thing at Hillman College!

I have to wonder what amazingly small number of bullets per thousand actually anything they are shooting at. I assume they sometimes hit something, just relying on the law of averages...

.. looking at this photo again, I feel that I simply must point something out...

.. I mean, just look at the color of that life-preserver... I'd say that there is at LEAST a 75% chance that the front of it has a UGA bulldog emblazoned on it... we definitely need a better angled photo of the shooter..

... hey, I'm just saying...

Patrick Ewing may not play in the NBA any more, but if he did he'd be prepared to deal with beer-throwing fans...

Tell you what... on some of those guys... even their muscles have muscles!

If y'all haven't done so yet, go to the site the picture came from. It's an absolute HOOT! These guys shoot on the run, full auto with the weapons raised above their heads, weapons held sideways, and without ever aiming. Sights are for sissies, apparently.

If they ever had to confront a real marksman, even if he had a bolt-action rifle, they'd be dead meat.

Hey Dude, I want that sailboat!

This is Wesley Snipes competing in the Laurence Fishburne jaw flexing contest.

You want that boat - you gotta get past me first suckahs.

A marksman with a Kentucky rifle would have a field day.

New Orleans 2005

I have a pair of motorcycle boots that looks like his chin, Cat

Maybe you are all missing the point. What if the point of the shooting is to not really kill anybody? Could this be just a high tech example of territorial posturing?

A true story from Albert Schwitzer. He was in German East Africa when WW I broke out. There was a large German population there, and many of the young men were drafted and sent to fight (be slaughtered) in Europe. After a couple of months, Schwitzer decided to call a meeting of the local chiefs and tell them about the war in Europe, of which they knew essentially nothing. He tried to describe to them how big the war was, but they had no concept of a war that large. He told them that 6 young men from the colony had already been killed. "What" they gasped. "Six men killed? Why don't the chiefs make peace? Who will pay for all those men?"

Another example of primitives in warfare came from the Phillipines. There, the primitive hill people fought low grade wars which resulted in a death every now and then. An American doctor finally figured out these wars where actually just a lethal sporting contest. So, he started a baseball league, and that ended the fighting.

I didn't say this would be funny. Just something to think about.

Oi! You're nicking my ideas for posts!

Gonna start asking folk to get some Double Entendres in as well?

If you are, you can slip one to me anytime darlin'

;)

X

Oh, Misty...I slipped one just now at that. Must go tidy up...

Good boy ;)

In a failed effort to resurrect his athletic career, Carl Lewis has not mastered the swimming portion of the biathlon.

"Why, no, Officer - this is only a Potato Gun. Bought it offa Glenn Reynolds's website, I did. Really!"

One of Liberia's feared amphibious troops.

The Liberian Hokey Pokey:

"You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in
And then you SHOOT EVERYBODY IN SIGHT"

No, see, he's just trying to restore the balance to the Force that Sean Penn disrupted by wearing a flak jacket onto a boat. Good on him!

Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits....

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, buttah! buttah! buttah! buttah! That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship. buttah! buttah! buttah! The mate was a mighty sailin' man, buttah! buttah! buttah! the Skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour. A three hour tour." click! click! gottdammit man! click! click! piece of shat!

"Be Vewy Vewy Quiiiiiii-eeeeet. I'm hunting wabbits! A-huhuhuhuhuhuuhuha...."

2005 National Squirt Gun Contest--Jamal dodges a spit stream of water as he edges forward to capture the flag.