Gut Rumbles

December 02, 2005

Don't be fooled

I've said it before and I'll say it again: squirrels aren't "cute." They are nothing but rats with fuzzy tails. Don't believe me? Just read this.

Bejus! I knew the bastards were nasty, evil and cunning, but I didn't realize that they were bloodthirsty killers, too. Just imagine being ripped to shreds and EATEN by a pack of buck-toothed, rampaging tree-rats. That's a horrible thought.

I'll admit that I sometimes amuse myself by watching squirrel sex, but I'd still rather shoot 'em.


Fuck squirrels. I took a hit out on the ones that tried to move into my attic. 4 in all. All dead.

Posted by: Kelly on December 2, 2005 07:57 AM

... that dog was a pussy...

Posted by: Eric on December 2, 2005 08:24 AM

So the squirrels were kicking back, having a little "quiet time" in the park and suddenly their peace and quiet is disrupted by an obnoxious dog that wont shut his trap....and in a moment of exasperation, the squirrels KILL the raucous pest dead..

I for one TIP my cap to these squirrels for taking immediate action against such a thoughtless and repulsive LOUDMOUTH...

Now if we could just find a way to train these squirrels to hate the sound of cellphones....

Posted by: Ruth on December 2, 2005 08:36 AM

I have a mpeg for you but I can't figger how to put it into a comment, so I'll steal your e-mail address from here and e-mail it separately, see if that works

Posted by: Warren on December 2, 2005 11:18 AM

How about these?

Posted by: Library Lady on December 2, 2005 12:21 PM
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