Gut Rumbles
 

September 18, 2005

i said i wanted a hobby

This may not be a bad one. Just think about it. Tying and binding little, cute kittems to make sure that they grew up minature and deformed.

Bonsai Kittens. Yeah... I could do that.

Comments

Pure Brilliance!

Posted by: Harold Foster on September 18, 2005 09:52 AM

I have the feeling that somebody's pulling my leg.

Posted by: Ernie G on September 18, 2005 10:28 AM

Oh!!! Dude!!!! f*cking sick man. *sigh*
i'm no tree-hugging weirdo cat freak with a thousand of them crawling all over my furniture and sh*t, but can't you dig the fact that they're living creatures? cute & sweet? you musta had a bad experience or something. geez! Stuffing cats into small spaces for long periods of time? That's just mad cruel. Bark at me about this one--I could take it. I stick with my convictions. Bonsai-ing kittens is evil.

Posted by: erica on September 18, 2005 01:10 PM

Anyone that does shit like this to animals deserves a fucking beatdown.

Posted by: gordon the magnificent on September 18, 2005 01:39 PM

Wonder how many people will take you seriously... *glances around*

Posted by: Alli on September 18, 2005 03:09 PM

Yeah. [snicker] That's just wrong. [laughs up sleeve]

Posted by: McGehee on September 18, 2005 05:02 PM

Dang it, Chablis, you gave away the joke. ;-)

Posted by: McGehee on September 19, 2005 09:50 AM

People who could seriously do that to an animal, could very easy to do it to a human.

Posted by: John on September 19, 2005 04:36 PM

Lying bastards, all seventeen of the newborn kittens I threw to the floor completely failed to bounce!

They just kind of went crunch, twitched for a few seconds, and started leaking.

I'll finish out this batch and fling a couple dozen others of mixed breeds just to be sure the splatter effect isn't breed specific.

Posted by: Graumagus on September 19, 2005 08:38 PM
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