Gut Rumbles

September 12, 2005

my kind of cat joke

I got this one in an email and just HAD to post it:

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl riding down the sidewalk in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walks out to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," he says admiringly. "Thanks, Mister Fireman," the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies sweetly, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

David Blackburn
Amarillo, TX.

That rig would be fun to play with.


Hah ! That's a damn good one Rob.

Posted by: assrot on September 12, 2005 12:48 PM

And I bet if it had come with a picture,that is the ONE cat picture you would have put up, with a :).

Posted by: big al on September 12, 2005 01:16 PM

heh heh's been a while since I'd heard that one; it still gives me a laugh...

Posted by: Lisa on September 12, 2005 04:40 PM

Oh man. LOL

Posted by: blondage on September 12, 2005 05:37 PM

I knew you would like that one!! You know, you being a cat lover and all.

Posted by: DavidB on September 12, 2005 08:13 PM

That is soooo good! Makes my day!

Posted by: Bonita on September 12, 2005 09:16 PM
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