Gut Rumbles

August 28, 2005

i never understood it ,either

I had a big, bad-ass, snot-blowing bull, with a set of nuts bigger than my marble bag, run me up an apple tree and keep me prisoner there for several hours when I was a boy on Aunt Chassie's farm. I never wanted to antagonize a bull again after that. That critter meant SERIOUS business.

That's why this makes no sense to me. Why do the idiots do it?

Macho is one thing. Being out of your fricking mind is another.


As Forrest Gump said, "Stupid is as stupid does."
Those folks are really stupid, put their brain in a jar and lost the damn jar. Only the idiots know why they do it. They're welcome to continue, maybe the bulls will get better at trampling and tossing the silly fools.

Posted by: Aquila on August 29, 2005 01:22 AM

Probably some do it for the same reason people drive their vehicle at a 100MPH on a crowded I 95 or take a swing at a bruiser who outweighs them by a 100 lbs-false courage? Others do it to prove that their balls are as big as the bulls and some wind up as steers. Its not something I would do having being forced to egress a pasture more than once as well as having some ribs broke when I didn't egress fast enough. But I also believe that such activity is one of natures way of cleaning up the gene pool so lets 'em run with the bulls! The survivors offspring will no doubt be fast little shits.

Posted by: GUYK on August 29, 2005 08:58 AM


Posted by: DEAN BERRY -- REAL AMERICAN on August 29, 2005 09:29 AM

Same idiots that go surfing during a hurricane, tease Alligators and believe women.

Posted by: James Old Guy on August 29, 2005 09:58 AM

Oh look a new troll. Unless it's an old one with a new name.

It's not very imaginative, however. I'm calling bullshit.

Posted by: StinKerr on August 29, 2005 12:05 PM

"Marble bag" I always learn new things here!!!

Posted by: Alaska Kim on August 29, 2005 02:29 PM

Young bull: "Let's run down there and fuck one of those cows." Old bull: "Let's walk down and fuck 'em all."

Posted by: Larry on September 1, 2005 10:58 PM
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