Gut Rumbles
 

August 18, 2005

piss on this

Bejus! Technology is outrunning me today.

Now, we have a piss-powered battery. That should be good news for beer drinkers.

The government-funded Institute of Bioengineering and Nanotechnology said in a statement placed on its Web site that the device was the "perfect power source for cheap, disposable health care test-kits for diseases such as diabetes."

Got anything that cures a bad attitude? I need some of that.

Comments

I don't know a cure for BA-maybe a movie contract with the A Team or something. But I had to link this about the piss powered baterries. This may be the most imporant invention since Gore discovered the internet!

Posted by: GUYK on August 18, 2005 10:43 AM

Completely off topic.... http://tinyurl.com/8g9w9

Posted by: zipity on August 18, 2005 10:49 AM

I think I've found a cure for my BA, or at least part of it. I've gone through 4 or 5 doctors and I finally found one who could diagnose my malady. He says that I am stupidity intolerant. Mentioned this in a discussion with my boss. He was not amused, said I had a bad attitude (like I didn't KNOW this?) but, getting away from him improved my attitude. Been staying home alot lately. Feeling better. Hope this finds you the same.

Posted by: Jim on August 18, 2005 11:39 AM

Anyone who says I have a bad attitude can just take a flying fuck at a rolling donut

Posted by: hoosierboy on August 18, 2005 11:50 AM

Enjoy the bad attitude. Makes for good writing.

Posted by: WitNit on August 18, 2005 12:06 PM

You need to get laid.

Posted by: livey on August 18, 2005 12:49 PM

I don't think so Dana,
just to clarify, that was not an invitation.

Posted by: livey on August 18, 2005 07:12 PM
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