Gut Rumbles

August 13, 2005

weird dream

I dreamed last night that I was broke again. I didn't have enough money to pay my bills and everybody from the IRS to Jennifer was after me for cash. How was I gonna pay it all off THIS TIME, when I'm too sick to work anymore? I've done it twice, but I damn sure ain't the man I used to me. I don't think I could do that again.

I woke up in a cold sweat. But it was just a dream. Thank Bejus.

I'm never going to worry about money anymore. I think I have enough to last me the rest of my life, but if I don't, I'll just see if somebody knows how to squeeze blood out of a turnip. Nobody can take what I don't have.

I've always believed in paying my own way. If I owed you, I paid you. One thing that stunned me about Jennifer after she cleaned me out was the fact that she had done the same thing once before with her FIRST husband. EXACTLY the same thing, except they didn't have a child together.

Jennifer stayed married to him for eight years until he paid her way through college. Then, she got a job, bought a sports car and divorced his ass.

She lived with ME for ten years, I paid her ass out of debt, she got a REALLY GOOD job, bought a sports car and divorced me. I see a pattern there.

I once really sweated paying the bills when I was married. I felt an obligation to take care of my family, and I would work as long and as hard as it took to get that job done. I was bringing home the bacon. My loved ones depended on me.

I found out how fucked-up I was with THAT attitude.

I won't ever do it again. I'm old, I'm tired, and I'm not in good health. If I die owing you money, you're just gonna be fucked. The same way I've been, several different times.

Hell--- in the big picture, nasty wins. It's beat ME every time I went up against it.


Welcome to my life

Posted by: livey on August 13, 2005 03:07 PM

Before Chablis turns up for her umpteenth comment today let me just say that I knew she was no wommen to try to get close to when I seen all those stuffed animals in the back window of her car. They is wimmen to stay the fuck a way from.

Right darlin'?

Posted by: Pig Meat on August 13, 2005 03:15 PM

I has a weird dream too (just last night) I was swimming in my pool, when the power company meter reader guy showed up....for some strange reason (in my dream) I wanted to make sure he wasnt going to SHUT my POWER OFF (dont ask me why that would be on my mind, as my bills are all paid up)

So as I get out of the pool (to go talk to him) I suddenly realize that I dont have a bathing suit on....then I woke up. Anyone care to analyze that one?

And the really troubling (and disappointing) aspect of the whole thing was the guy was old and frumpy. I dont mind old, but I prefer the older-distinguished type (as opposed to the Archie Bunker look) sigh.....

Guess when I go to sleep tonight I'll just have to try "re-dreaming" it, and with a little luck I'll get some meter reader that looks like George Clooney or Sean Connery......(and yes, I know George is a bewetting liberal and a political MORON, but he isnt too shabby on the eyes)

Posted by: Ruth on August 13, 2005 04:49 PM

God I love a catfight. That Chablis is a real scrapper too. She's left more vulgarity, f-bombs and worse on this site than anybody. Is SHE a troll?

Any complaint she ever makes about trolls will come right back to haunt her. I think she gives out better and more than PJ, Beth and all the other trolls combined.

Now that I think on it, I bet she is a troll. She's got that troll mentality and meanness. HA! Busted Chabils--a troll name even! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted by: Ralph on August 13, 2005 05:13 PM

ok you girls, don't make me come back there and give you BOTH a good tounge lashing.

.......has anybody seen my colostomy bag??

Posted by: james hooker, ace of aces on August 13, 2005 08:19 PM

Y'all leave Chablis alone. She's welcome here.

One hell of a lot more than some other people I could name.

Posted by: Acidman on August 13, 2005 10:25 PM


Bush I . . . Bush II (jr.)

Same sort of pattern. They fuck you, and then they really fuck you, and then it is your fault you got fucked.

The BC should consider Republican politics. She could prolly count on your vote, given your lack of political discretion.


Posted by: jb on August 13, 2005 11:12 PM

*puts in .25, turns handle, retrieves "troll-feed"*


Do the letters FO mean anything to you? Just checking. I didn't think so.

Every day I gain more appreciation and respect for Rob because you're still here. He's much more tolerant than I. God bless 'im!

Posted by: Leuthen on August 14, 2005 12:09 AM

I had a dream once like that. Sorta. One of the few I remember (they don't stick with me more than 3 seconds after being awakened).
I had all the money in the world, I was in a Learjet. A steward approached me. (They don't have 'em there, small jet).
"Sir, sit down please"
I was hanging from the ceiling.
No clue why.
They brought out acetylene torches.
I don't know if they cut me down.
I woke up.

It was so real the vague memory stays with me.
SEARED, seared, I tell ya....

Posted by: Horrabin on August 14, 2005 01:03 AM

I would blame the car dealership ....

Posted by: adele on August 14, 2005 01:35 AM

"So as I get out of the pool (to go talk to him) I suddenly realize that I dont have a bathing suit on....then I woke up. Anyone care to analyze that one?"

Since you are incredibly hateful and obnoxious know-it-all like Chablis, and most likely a fat, disgusting, butt-ugly, hideous, toothless gash like her as well, you probably were subconciously trying to ensure that the meter reader would never return to your property. And if he (or any other man) saw you naked, you would definitely never have to worry about him coming to read the meter and bill you for electricity ever again. It all makes sense.


Posted by: PJ on August 14, 2005 02:30 AM

"One hell of a lot more than some other people I could name."

I get the hint, I'll go. :(

And I really thought you loved ME!

I'm so hurt.

But, Chablis IS a better woman than me.

Posted by: livey on August 14, 2005 01:06 PM

Dammit why not?

Posted by: livey on August 14, 2005 03:12 PM

Ok, you said she was with her first husband for eight years. You said earlier you hooked up with her when she was 26. She was first married at 18? GIve us a time line!

Posted by: Cythen on August 14, 2005 09:12 PM

It's really very simple.
Don't marry an American women.
Don't have sex with American women.
Rebuke American women every time they start their feminist bullshit.

Posted by: maggot on August 15, 2005 01:35 PM
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