Gut Rumbles

August 12, 2005


This is what owning a cat will do for you. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Do you think a CAT would ever run into a burning building to save YOU? A good dog might, but a cat won't.

Piss on cats.


I have a hard time thinking of anything that I would run into a burning building to save. Ex wives and ungrateful fucking kids included.

Posted by: james old guy on August 12, 2005 09:52 AM

I hope I out live you so I can make sure you are buried with a cat in your fucking trousers.

Posted by: assrot on August 12, 2005 10:08 AM

Hmmmm...I think I would run into a burning building to rescue my cats before I would run in to save SOME people I know....

Posted by: Ruth on August 12, 2005 10:18 AM


Posted by: Ruth on August 12, 2005 10:20 AM

Mmm...smoked cat.

Posted by: Steve H. on August 12, 2005 11:22 AM

My cats would be out of the house before us. Luckily they aren't idiots like most. Plus most of the time they sleep with me so I could grab them before I left. Would I go back in? Only if I thought I could get back out. But otherwise I'd just have to let them try to make it on their own. They're like my children but sometimes you have to think about yourself.

Posted by: Pamala on August 12, 2005 01:04 PM

Be fair, the woman died of STUPID not CAT.
If a cat can't get out in that situation, there is no way in hell any human is going to find them and bring them out.

Posted by: SundogUK on August 12, 2005 01:35 PM

Sit up outta your litterbox, quit hiding behind your mule. You are just trying to rile most of your readers for the effect. Get outta the closet ya latent CAT LOVER !

Posted by: TomR on August 12, 2005 01:51 PM

Goes to show that you don't own a cat, a cat owns you.

Posted by: Dean on August 12, 2005 10:31 PM

"Piss on cats."

An attitude like that about one of God's creatures will get you in trouble....

God's going to send you back in your next life as a cat. And not a pampered house cat either.

Posted by: Suz on August 12, 2005 10:32 PM

Hah, I'd forgotten how much fun it was to come here and get a good laugh. We DEFINITELY have the same opinion on cats.
Thanks for a laugh this morning...

Posted by: Lisa on August 14, 2005 08:49 AM

Hey, I like cats. As a matter of fact, I like my Maine Coon better than I like my wife.

Posted by: Greg on August 17, 2005 09:09 AM
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