Gut Rumbles

July 29, 2005

true to his word-- and a gun post!

Quinton called me again tonight, and I have a question for any paintball afficiandos out there. What the hell is:

"The Psycho-Ballistic, Silver Bullet, LCD Electronic Chrome" paintball gun? It sounds like a real bad-ass to me. Hell, his mama is rich, so I know Quinton has top-o-the line stuff, but that description is more exotic than any REAL gun I ever heard of.

Anybody ever heard of one before?


Something you can miss twice as well with

Posted by: Yogimus on July 29, 2005 09:28 PM

It's actually a lower range gun (they actually don't call them guns, they're "markers" for the GFW). They run a couple of hundred bucks. High-end guns will run you $1500+

Posted by: The Other Mike S on July 29, 2005 09:56 PM

It's one of the "kiddie guns" that fire full auto and work very well at panting trees, and tend to resemble a girl's dildo.

Get him a real marker like a Tippman A-5. It's ten times the gun for half the price. He'll thank you for being forced to actually aim at something and hit it rather than spraying and praying like most of the kids who play "speedball" these days.

I don't play paintball much anymore, as I don't have the time and prefer real guns, but I went some months back and dispatched a good dozen teenage kids with their electronic space guns using my tried and true Sheridan VM-68 and about 20 rounds of paint.

I really wish I had a picture of their faces.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on July 29, 2005 10:33 PM

I'm glad he is still calling!

Posted by: livey on July 29, 2005 10:42 PM

A man and his son. Nothing more profound

Posted by: gravdigr on July 29, 2005 11:53 PM

Nothing like chrome to give you a tactical advantage in the bush, eh?

Posted by: yogimus on July 30, 2005 08:13 AM

Hell, I don't know what it is, but after that description, I want one. The only thing I saw missin' was "pearl handled" ;)

Glad you two are talkin' again man. Damned glad.

Posted by: RedNeck on July 30, 2005 10:58 AM
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