Gut Rumbles

July 22, 2005

the lucky winner

My 2,000,000th visitor should receive her prize package in a couple of days. I finally got off my dead ass and mailed it today. It MAY come in two different shipments, because I had my friend willy send the guitar (because he ships a LOT of them) and I mailed the cigars and home-made wine myself.

Darlin'... I hope you enjoy the gifts.

Thank you for being a friend.


Well I didnt win what was behind door #1 (or even #2 or #3) however, to demonstrate my good sportsmanship....I will be sending a small prize package to YOU Rob.... (Just awaiting the arrival of one particular item to add to the meager bounty)

I think you will get a kick of what I send....(and it just may change your lowly opinion of us "Yanks")

hah! (fat chance, I know)

Posted by: Ruth on July 22, 2005 01:22 PM

sounds like either a kitten
a blow-up doll

Posted by: GrampaPinhead on July 22, 2005 02:51 PM

You wrote, "Darlin'... I hope you enjoy the gifts.
Thank you for being a friend."
Sounds like this was fixed. My guess is that most of your visitors are male. So what is with the "Darlin'", and the nonchalance way or whatever you take your time.
Name, address and picture might not be sufficient, but its a good start.
If not, I will turn you into the Blogger Board of Ethics. And you know what their punishment would be?
Well, I don't either, but its severe. You'd probably like it, Captain Gut of the raft "
Raging princess" or whatever you hillbillies puffs.

Posted by: Terry on July 22, 2005 03:02 PM

PS I meant "whatever you hillbillies call puffs." at the end there.

Posted by: Terry on July 22, 2005 03:06 PM

Send a kitten to ROB? Moi? Would I wish that on a kitten? I wouldnt even consider it....unless of course it was a SEX kitten (along the lines of....hmmmm....Brigitte Bardot in her prime?)

Posted by: Ruth on July 22, 2005 03:29 PM

And the blow up doll? Damn....who told?

Posted by: Ruth on July 22, 2005 03:30 PM

I FIXED it. It's my got-dam blog, and my got-dam prizes. Lying cheats tried to horn in, so I gave the prize to someone I know was close.

That's just the way I am.

Posted by: Acidman on July 22, 2005 03:31 PM

All kidding aside, no kittens, and no blow up dolls are headed Robs way (not from me anyway) Just awaiting one item (G-Rated) before sending him a wee little remembrance from New England...(a way of saying "thank you" for the bumper stickers)

Posted by: Ruth on July 22, 2005 03:33 PM

That's the nicest thing I've ever seen you say about a woman.

Posted by: Jane on July 22, 2005 03:53 PM

*the lying cheat speaks up in this comment*

Actually Rob, she (the real winner) was probably right on the money because I actually was near the number but late and her timing would have been about right IMO.

For the record, I was trying to be funny (but unfortunately wasn't) and played a joke (for Rob explicitly) but it just went horribly wrong. I didn't think he'd fall for it so easily and I had intended for it to have gone in a much different direction than it did.

Anyway, he didn't "fix it" Terry, he just finally figured out that he'd been had and corrected the end result before it was too late. That's all it was and as he said, it IS his blog and he can do whatever the hell he wants on it.

I apologize to everybody, and especially you Rob, for the confusion. I seriously wasn't going for the booty...just a laugh.

And Terry...chill out.

Posted by: marcl on July 22, 2005 07:40 PM
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