Gut Rumbles

July 21, 2005

learn something new every day

From the comments on this post I learned a few things I didn't know before.

First, if I get drunk in a bar with a woman who gets drunk WITH ME, she has the "right" to shoot me dead if I am so obnoxious as to say, "SUCK MY DICK!" to her delicate ass. Some deviates really liked that scene and rerun it over and over again for the chortles they get from it.

I didn't think it was amusing. If a drunken woman says, "Eat my pussy" I should shoot her? And be JUSTIFIED by doing it? My ass. I've HAD that line laid on me before. I didn't shoot. I usually ate her pussy and had a good time doing it.

No need for gunshots. Either accept the offer or walk away.

I also learned that wimmen are the "sweetest, most rational people out there." BWHAHAHAHAAAA!!! You stupid jerk. Your time is gonna come if you believe that shit.

Damn! I'm gonna have to review some more movies. Stirs up a lotta crap, which is what I like doing.


Rob, that idiot didn't only get shot because of what he said to Louise, he tried to rape Thelma, and he would have done it if Louise hadn't been in the parking lot and stopped his sorry ass before he could complete the job.

I'm not saying he deserved to be shot dead, but when you pull some stupid shit like that to a girls best friend, and add drinking to the mix, well.... there you have it.

Now go watch Erin Brockovich. That was a good movie, that woman was a dirt poor single mom with 3 kids that had balls and ended up making herself a millionaire. And the woman in the movie who is the waitress at the restaurant at the beginning of the movie is actually Erin Brockovich herself.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on July 21, 2005 01:51 PM

Erin Brockovich was a load of hooey.

And if you dont believe what this guy has to say about it, go google it. The woman was a fraud, (but a successful shakedown artist at that)

And how anyone could sit thru a film that starred Julia Roberts is BEYOND me.

Posted by: Ruth on July 21, 2005 02:27 PM

Where is Beth Big Ass at? I know she has sage advice for this little rant. Hmmm wonder if Beth , swallows, spits or runs.

Posted by: james old guy on July 21, 2005 02:53 PM

James -- I'd bet she's a holier-than-thou prude and doesn't do any of it.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on July 21, 2005 03:03 PM

Such a naughty man. *giggling*

Posted by: blondage on July 21, 2005 03:31 PM

A-man, you are an expert at stirrin' the pot! Throw in some more! Brings back good memories, even the deviant ones!!

That was a 'delayed response', when she shot Harlan, a flashback to when she was raped back in Texas. That rape precipitated all the tidy-careful little compulsive habits that plagued her from then on - the super clean sink, the tight buttoned collar.

When she shot Harlan she redeemed the trauma of her past. It was not amusing, and yes, it was CRAZY.

Anyone up for a review of MISERY, with Kathy Bates? Yum. And, he was just a little ole' writer...

Posted by: Bonita on July 21, 2005 06:14 PM

Posted by: Misty on July 21, 2005 07:56 PM
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