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July 17, 2005

words that chap my cracker ass

I've ranted before about the Orwellian state of our language today. We've come to believe, like a bunch of sheeple, that it's not WHAT you say that matters--- it's HOW you say it. Try these:

1) "Insurgent." That's a got-dam terrorist who is at war with nothing else than civilization. Call his nasty ass what he (or she) really is.

2) "Pro-Choice." That's someone who wants abortion used as birth control. I think "Anti-Pregnancy" would be a better description.

3) "Pre-Owned Cars." Those are USED CARS, people.

4) "Diversity." That means losing your fucking mind, accepting reverse discrimination and believing (somehow) that Balkanizing the United States is a good thing.

5) "Moderate." That's a politician who lacks the balls or the spine to stand for ANYTHING except reelection. It's also any politician who isn't left of Ted Kennedy. Reporters love such people.

6) "Sexual Harassment." THAT was a brilliant idea to put into law. "The Right of Total Neurotics to Sue the Shit out of Somebody" is a more accurate description.

7) "Racism." That's probably the most abused word in the English language today. What it means now is, "I'm Black and you disagree with me."

8) "Profiling." What the hell is WRONG with that? The Savannah Morning News went through a spasm of Political Correctness a few years ago, when they wouldn't mention a crime perp's RACE for fear of offending the Black community. "The murderer, rapist and thief was a young man, about 6' tall and weighing approximately 200 pounds." You couldn't say that he was BLACK, even though everybody knew that he was. Sad but true: Black people commit most of the crimes in Savannah.

9) "Abuse." My aching ass. We have leftist shit-kabobs pissing all over themselves about Koran desecration and how we're mistreating prisoners at Gitmo. I'll guarantee that not a one of those whinebags ever played football for a tough coach. Plus, what a lot of government officials call "child abuse" today was called a good, old-fashioned ass-whuppin' when I was a boy. NOT being nice is NOT the same thing as "abuse."

10) "Compassion." Gag me. Then, feel MY pain. Compassion is the new code word government uses to take away more of your rights and turn you into a sheeple. They're doing it FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! Because they CARE! Taking MY money, which I worked for, and giving it away to someone else, who DIDN'T work for it is "compassion." Fuck me dead. I can do without that kind of help.

Okay, that's my morning rant. I'm going to visit my grandmother, who is 94 years old and still knows right from wrong.

Comments

Damn, right on the buttton. THis should be lettermans top ten list.

Posted by: Darth Medicus on July 17, 2005 11:07 AM

You know what the saddest shit about the crimes being committing by blacks are? It's not because they're black -- there's nothing in the genetic code of black men that makes them criminal. So we can't even examine the damned problem because if you say "blacks commit most of the crimes..." you get branded as a horrible racist. So you can't even ask why. Because if you did, and solved the problem, Jesse Jackson and other race-baiters would be out of a job.

Posted by: Adam Lawson on July 17, 2005 11:46 AM

Right On Brother!

Posted by: Sam on July 17, 2005 12:08 PM

I don't like the term "Reverse Racism"....to me it strongly implies only one race (whites) are even capable of having racist thoughts....

Posted by: Sandy on July 17, 2005 12:49 PM

*standing ovation*

Posted by: Blondage on July 17, 2005 12:50 PM

Yep. I'm with you on all of this Rob. However, please have some COMPASSION for the cats. You're much too hard on them. :-)

Posted by: assrot on July 17, 2005 01:14 PM

Oops. Some dog puke on your floor this morning?


1) "Insurgent." That's a got-dam terrorist who is at war with nothing else than civilization. Call his nasty ass what he (or she) really is. SORT OF LIKE JONNY REB WANTING TO DEFEND HOME AND KIN FROM THE YANKEE INFIDELS WHO WANTED FEDERALISM AND DIDN'T WANT SLAVERY.

2) "Pro-Choice." SOME ONE WHO THINKS A WOMAN HAS A RIGHT TO CHOOSE WHEN AND IF TO HAVE CHILDREN, NOT SOME GREASY BIBLE BUMPING REDNECK HILLBILLY. OR THE GOVERNMENT.

4) "Diversity." THAT MEANS THAT NOT ALL GOOD THINGS OR PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE ONE'S SELF.

5) "Moderate." THAT MEANS ONE WHO CAN RECOGNIZE THE EXTREME ON BOTH SIDES OF A CONTENTIOUS PUBLIC ISSUE AND TAKE FROM EACH WHAT IS WISE AND FAIR TO THE GREATEST NUMBER.

7) "Racism." That's probably the most abused word in the English language today. What it means now is, "I'm Black and you disagree with me." YES, THAT'S AS RACIST A STATEMENT AS ONE COULD EVER FIND.

8) "Profiling." What the hell is WRONG with that? NOTHING --UNLESS YOU'RE BLACK, HISPANIC, MUSLIM TRYING TO GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS IN PUBLIC WHEN ANY RACIST SCHMUK LIKE YOU THINKS MAYBE SOMETHING'S WRONG. I DROVE SOMETIMES TO CAMPUS AND BACK SOMETIMES WITH A BLACK MALE ROOMMATE. I THINK HALF THE TIME WE WERE STOPPED. FOR NOTHING BUT DWB. DRIVING MYSELF I WAS NEVER STOPPED. GO FIGURE.

9) "Abuse." YOU DISH IT OUT. VERBAL ABUSE ALL THE TIME. YOUR EMPLOYER, YOUR EMPLOYEES, YOUR WIFE, EX-WIFE, NEIGHBORS ETC. ACCORDING TO YOU EVERYBODY IS AN IDIOT, A FUCTWAT ETC. FACE IT. YOU ARE ANY ANGRY MAN. AN ANGRY WHITE MAN, ANGRY AT WOMEN, BOSSES, TV, NEWS, EVERYTHING IS WRONG AND YOU'RE RIGHT. AND LOOK AT YOU1
A LOSER IN EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE. BUT AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT YOUR GUNS AND YOUR BLOG.

10) "Compassion." Gag me. Then, feel MY pain. Compassion is the new code word government uses to take away more of your rights and turn you into a sheeple. They're doing it FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! Because they CARE! Taking MY money, which I worked for, and giving it away to someone else, who DIDN'T work for it is "compassion." Fuck me dead. I can do without that kind of help. SEE ABOVE

Posted by: Annie on July 17, 2005 01:18 PM

I'm sorry. I have AIDS and I'm in a bad mood. I like to pretend I'm anonymous because I know that no one can find out my home address and murder me violently in my sleep because I'm a AIDS infested muslim whore with AIDS infested kids.

Posted by: Annie on July 17, 2005 02:01 PM

You are 10 fer 10 on that one

Posted by: Don Surber on July 17, 2005 02:03 PM

Acid I swear I saw your double this morning here in OK. I did a huge double take and looked again. To make it even scarier, he was grinning at me with that twinkle in his eye just like we see in your pictures.
Surely there aren't two of you.

Posted by: RubyTuesday on July 17, 2005 02:19 PM

One thing about tracking down and murdering an AIDS infected Mulem whore ( and her AIDS infected kids) is that the AIDS infected whore would pass AIDS on to someone else. I am compassionate this way.Might even help to clean up the gene pool by taking out a few that are stupid enough to buy into the Islamic bullshit.

Posted by: GUYK on July 17, 2005 02:19 PM

right on the money. i just saw on fox news, some guy got arrested for whippin his boy. he caught him drinking at 13. talked to him about it first. explained why to the boy, then gave him 4 sawts with a board.

jury exonerated him.

Posted by: mlah on July 17, 2005 02:34 PM

Eeeuuu! Some serious greezy scumbat southern low lifes on this site.

Read a book, take a bath, delouse and get a life folks.

Posted by: Elle on July 17, 2005 03:45 PM

Hey Rob, what happened? Looks like you pissed off some yankees this morning. Great way to start a Sunday!

Posted by: Adam Lawson on July 17, 2005 04:22 PM

"Read a book, take a bath, delouse and get a life folks."

Can't read, we're ignorant southerners.

Took a bath last night-Saturday, you know.

i don't know how to delouse but I can delfivecardstud.

Used to have a life but the liberal yankee government took it away.

Posted by: GUYK on July 17, 2005 04:22 PM

Hello Annie,

Do all your kids have the same father? Are you on public assistance and pretty much always have been? Do you think that your lifestyle might have contributed to your having AIDS? Why did you continue to have children after the birth of your first one? I would bet you were told then that you were AIDS positive. What's with this Muslim crap?

Based on your sometimes coherent rant, my profile of you is:

Black woman, public housing, still sexually active, no protection taken during sex. Addicted to something, probably crack, which all uf us unwittingly pay for.

How close am I???

BE HONEST!

Posted by: Raptor on July 17, 2005 06:48 PM

One quibble here about #7 "I'm Black and you disagree with me."

It's not restriced to Blacks. Any lefty will use it on you for the same reason. I just consider it an admission of "you disagree with me and I'm too lazy or intellectually unprepared to think of a response."

Posted by: StinKerr on July 17, 2005 10:41 PM

Best damn list I've seen in a while. I'm still laughing at Annie, you really managed to piss her off, that means you're doing something right. When the leftists stutter in rage its a good sign.

Posted by: Alli on July 18, 2005 12:14 AM


"When the leftists stutter in rage its a good sign".
-Alli

You right-wing nut-jobs just sit on the curb and cry like Acidbrain when the going gets tough I guess. That's a pathetic sign.

PJ

Posted by: PJ on July 19, 2005 03:44 AM
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