July 09, 2005
Yeah, we have one of those. It was written by a bunch of great men, too. But it's been turned into a roll of butt-wipe by politicians over the years.
That's one reason why comment troll JB chaps my ass so badly. He behaves like Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments after Moses has spoken with the burning bush. (Think about THAT, too. Would an omnipotent God, who created ALL the earth and heavens, hung the stars in the sky and made water flow downhill communicate through a BURNING BUSH? I think Moses was smoking some burning bush of his own).
I'll tell you which President FIRST wiped his ass on the US Constitution. It was good old Abe Lincoln. If JB wants to argue THAT FACT with me, I won't argue back. I know what I know and I don't give a shit what he thinks. FDR did the same thing. Both men are REVERED today.
So, if JB wants to get all evangelical and preach about the Constitution, with a fire in his eyes, let him do so. Dumbfuck. He's only about 150 years too late.
Got-dam, you idiot. Wake up and smell the coffee.
(Betcha--- JB has a 5,000-word rant coming back on this one, repeating everything he ever said on this blog before, plus some more twisted ranting.)
Yeah, JB--- the door is open. PROVE what a deep thinker you are.
I could reply to this challenge in less than 30 words. YOU CAN'T!!! because you NEVER know when to shut up.
I really want to hear this one. How did Abe Lincoln disregard the Constitution?
Rob, for Gods sake, don't ban jb and pj. I ENJOY pissing myself laughing on this side of the pond and they contribute mightily to the pleasure. How is Dax's nuts?
Well for one thing Pres. Lincoln completely threw out the 5th Amendment during the Civil War. He stepped on the 1st Amendment when it came to freedom of the press also.
Gahrie is close, Hooker clueless, Oregano said zero. (8 words)
Rob--WHY is Lincoln the ONE? Now you have a debate for real! (13 words)
Smif--you keep proving yourself clueless.
You dudes do not even understand your own fucking constitution.
But you think are witty by calling me names and shit.
Ignorance knows no boundaries.
JB, I have searched for clues and sometimes I do come up short - BUT, I admit it. And, I'll not call you names. Besides, Rob has got all the good ones covered and I'm not so clueless as to compete with world class perfection.
The Constitution is real, sports fans . . .
Yes, it is parchment under glass in Philly that most ignore . . . and most of the comments on this site ignore it like politicians ignore it when they pass the laws they pass to tell us what to do.
Do not get pissed off that someone challenges you to prove you are an American.
I can prove it. You guys call me names and imagine that makes you Americans. That is precisely what the British did during OUR war for independence.
Wake the fuck up and smell the coffee. I never thought we could do worse than Bill Clinton.
George Jr. proved me wrong.
And most of you are clueless.
Those who oppose us for real depend on your dumbshittedness.
Pearls before swine, one wise man said. Rob--please do not e-mail me with another one of your missives. You are a liberal in sheep's clothing, even if you own guns, and as I have always said--your groupies will just echo your words.
Boring is the word . . .
Fuck Bush and his family war.
Plain and simple! He lied, and 9000 American soldiers died for his lie. Yes--9000--the MSM will not report the 7,000 who died in aerovac.
Fuck Bush. And for you idiots who have not yet figured it out, and have no argument except to call me names . . . I am not a liberal. I am more conservative than all of you put together.
You are liberals. You defend government.
I have more integrity than that.
And you do not.
"Yes, it is parchment under glass in Philly that most ignore"
Where is The National Archives?
You are like the terrorists--you play our words to the groupies, and they try to bomb me.
Except . . . collectively, they are struggling to attain a triple digit IQ in response.
And you? Damn it, Smif--you have not given me a straight , FACTUAL answer for two years. You just tell me how your groupies disagree with me.
I have been saying that for two years. Do you honestly think I give a shit for the mindless drivel your groupies spout forth in their imitation of an awareness of reality?
Damn, man--you must be piping some serious shit up your nose and into your lungs to think anyone would believe that.
But you do . . .
What can I say? You are "Oprah" of the right online. Entertaining read, little real substance.
You pretend. You are not a constitutionalist, so you have little to say that interests true Americans.
You type, therefore you imagine you is. (A little Ebonics, there)
My apologies to Rene D . . .
okay about this BURNING BUSH thing...my only point is, if MOSES had stopped and asked the BURNING BUSH for directions, they wouldnt have wandered the damn desert for 40 years. Men!
Ruth, you're ruthless!
Ruthless!? Actually James, "ruthless" is one of the NICER things I have been called here...hah!
I never liked firing someone, but a three day unpaid suspension was a good way to enforce a little discipline. How about three weeks for JB? Does the 1st Ammendment allow that? I think it does, under the "It's my ball" rule.
Ruth--- you DO have a way with words. Your bumper sticker is on its way.
JB-- Lincoln RE-WROTE the Constitution to fit his ends. If you don't see that fact, you're an idiot.
And spreading your 5,000 words over a dozen different comments doesn't make you any less windy (or clueless) than you've always been.
The way I read the Constitution, we are honor bound to be in Iraq right now. Honor, something that most people don't understand today.
I was already out to check the mailbox this morning...
I havent decided whether I should put the bumper sticker on my car, OR display it proudly here at my computer......
Did you autograph it? :) Sprinkle it with your favorite aftershave? (Ok, I will stop) But gee this was great, cuz as a kid, in order to get anything FREE in the mail, it almost always involved sending in some boxtops....(plus 50 cents for shipping and handling, YES 50 cents, it was the 60's folks)
As far as having a way with words, hmmm, not sure I am worthy of that compliment, but lets just say that unlike the diary of my childhood, my mother doesnít read what I write here.....(hence the balls to the wall approach)
I did not learn enough history from my high school education. That is one of the reasons I have gone back to school at this stage in my life. There is so much to learn. Not knowing what Lincoln did with the Constitution does not make me clueless - failing to ask would do that. I'm asking, but for all the ranting, nobody is answering.
hey jb, pj, whatever the fuck your name is, seems like you need a good old fashioned fucking.
so in the famous words of my state,
Just a few:
1) Lincoln gave the Gettysburgh Address and dated the birth of the nation to "four score and seven years" so, he assumes that the nation began with the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. That's kinda telling about how much he cared about the Constitution right there. 2) The power to declare war resides with Congress according to the Constitution. Lincoln pretty much declared war when he ordered the blockade on the ports of the South. And as much as this one will piss everyone off, it's the facts and the truth does hurt sometimes. 2) The Constitution did allow for slavery, until the passage of the Thirteenth Amendment, so the Emancipation Proclamation, was in effect a Federal seizure of personal property. The Constitution existed for a reason, just not for Lincoln. He chose to forget that he had specific channels available to garner change. More ways? Well, he chose to suspend habeas corpus, and shut down newspapers and jail those who went against what he wanted just because he was President and he said so. A side note, liberals exalt the wonders and genuis for Lincoln, yet want to Bush killed because they say he is doing the same thing Lincoln did...things that make ya go hmmm...I guess...Sorry Acidman...way more than the 21 words...
"Plain and simple! He lied, and 9000 American soldiers died for his lie. Yes--9000--the MSM will not rep"ort the 7,000 who died in aerovac."
JB, that is a BLATANT lie. Of course a tinfoil beanie wearing asshat like you has no problem stating lies to "prove" he is right.
Again, I ask for PROOF of these 7000 soldiers who died en route to hospitals in other countries.
Prove it or shut your cakehole, you bloviating windbag.
Why wouldn't God communicate through a burning bush?
I cant be the only one that thinks "burning bush" sounds like a medical condition, can I?
Kellie said the things I was about to put in another post. She left out the part about Lincoln instituting the draft. WHERE, JB, does the Constitution give government the right to do that in 1862?
I wouldn't fuck you with Acidbrain's limp two inch dick. But thanks for asking anyway.
If you want to disparage Lincoln you will need a better example than that "Four Score" thing. Most of the world recognizes July 4th, 1776 as the birth of this nation. That in NO way diminishes our respect for the Constitution.
Well damn, I guess I'll have to find another way to lure you here to become another member of the she-cut-off-my-dick-shoved-it-up-my-ass-and-made-me-eat-it club.
I must be losing my touch :(
Dang. I'm fairly new to this site, but jb, you are loopy. I voted for Bush the first time and not the second, but you've got conspiracy theories coming out your ass. Funny how your 30 word comeback doubled, tripled and quadrupled across a half-dozen posts. Clever. From the tone of your rants, it might be interesting to study the pharmacology of your bloodstream.
Ivan Ivanovich...wasn't that some lame ass wrester in the 80's? Anyway, okay, use your shriveled up little brain, and forgo the usual idiotic style of most inbreds that pick ONE point out of several to disagree with when you know you are a) clueless or b) without a valid argument. The whole statement "Kellie
If you want to disparage Lincoln you will need a better example than that "Four Score" thing. Most of the world recognizes July 4th, 1776 as the birth of this nation," reeks of, oh I don't know, total dumbass? Ummm....read it again, I did make more points-VALID points, So just don't grab onto that one...take one or more of the others....
Several points of fact . . .
Andrew Jackson beat Lincoln--Jackson, despite his popular bravado, gave the first imitation of an Imperial Presidency when challenging both the Congress and the courts by his (supposed) authority.
Lincoln had one goal--one realized before his death and fully established before FDR ever drew a breath--
America as a whole preceded states rights.
The very bullshit from England that caused the American Revolution, was resurrected with Lincoln.
Thomas DiLorenzo goes beyond all other scholars in exposing Lincoln. Go read his book and fucking learn Rob, instead of imaging you know it all. No President after Lincoln's political blasphemy (the Civil War being every bit as much a travesty as is the war in Iraq), with the sole exception of Grover Cleveland, has been a constitutional president--and either Bush least of all.
Frankly speaking, I do not have a clue as to why you picked such a straw man of an argument to try to poke shit at me. Damn it, man, get off the booze and check your archives. In them, over a year ago and more, I was asking you why you, a southerner, was defending a federal government created by Good Ole Honest Abe--who destroyed states rights.
You gave me shit then, now you give me shit for having been right!
Fuck you, Smif. You have yet to give me a straight answer to an honest question in almost three years. I once called you the "Bubba of Bombast" (still in the code for your picture on site), and to date . . .
You still have not made the differentation between bombast and the historical truth.
Your groupies can whine all they wish, but YOU know what I write is true, and you simply cannot refute my words.
I salute you for having endured my diatribes, but I at long last admit I cannot respect a man who cannot answer an honest critic, but instead, resorts to name calling and permits others to use juvenile retorts to masquerade as knowledge.
You run a blog--you need numbers to justify your blog.
You now have one less.
Be cool, Dude. Suggestion: Go get another degree--one in political science and/or history.