Gut Rumbles

July 04, 2005

hear him weep

A great line I heard in a movie today: Some young chick comes flouncing through the kitchen wearing a pair of jeans with strategic cut-aways that leave half of HER bare ass hanging out. Her father says, "Put on a different pair of pants. You look like a slut dressed that way."

The girl bows up and says, "I can dress anyway I want to. I have a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO FREE EXPRESSION! I'm NOT changing pants!" And she flounces out of the room with her bare ass-cheeks jiggling.

I wanted to puke.

Honey, I hate to tell you this, but any "Constitutional Right to Free Expression" you once had vanished with the advent of political correctness in this country. YOU may be free to run around with your ass hanging out of your pants, but that's okay--- you're a woman--- and any man who LOOKS at your ass hanging out of those pants is a deviate, a rapist or a sexist.

Let ME walk down the street with the head of my dick hanging out of my pants and see how far my "Right of Free Expression" gets me. Straight to a jail cell is where that path leads.

Just use the forbidden "N-word" when you write. Righteous people will descend on you like a pack of hyenas. YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!!

Those are the "new" rules today.

Yeah... this is also my thought on "Independence Day." Thanks to corrupt politicians and power-hungry rogues, we've managed to take a beautiful ideal and twist into something grotesque.

Don't get me wrong--- the USA is STILL the best country in the world, but it ain't what it COULD have been. Hell--- it ain't even what it SHOULD have been. We have too many cowards and idiots surrounding us today.

I lost my job because of my blog. I was politically incorrect and what I WROTE scared the shit out of people who run a MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR corporation. They pissed right down their pants legs and got rid of me, lest they incur the wrath of government or an EEOC lawyer.

There's your "land of the free" today.

Jefferson would spin in his grave if he saw what has become of this country.


Yeah, I read this earlier to day. Kim did post later that he is just taking off a few days and will be back. The last line of the post gave me the impression that he was giving up the blog but guess not. Good.

Damn shame that a major corporation is afraid of a blogger-but I have to respect their right to hire and fire whether I agree with their reasoning or not. Bet your butt on one thing though, I would bad mouth the mother fornicators ever chance I got and dare them to sue-of course in my case they could get much.

Posted by: GUYK on July 4, 2005 04:22 PM

Speaking of n-word -- I read several years ago about a man who had to make a public apology after using the word niggardly at a board meeting. He said something like "I regret using the word. I should have been more sensitive." Bull. Others should be more educated. Read a dictionary.

Posted by: dmull on July 4, 2005 05:08 PM

I've always thought we'd have been better off if the Founders had drafted the First Amendement to read "Congress shall make no law" and left it at that.

Posted by: Kevin on July 4, 2005 05:10 PM

By way of Constitutional review, the First Amendment really only applies to the Federal branch of government and is made applicable to the states by the Fourteenth Amendment. Furthermore, it only precludes the abridging of rights of expression by government actors.

That's why, if I was writing that script, I would have written the script this rebuttal by the father:

"Darlin', I ain't the government so I can control your expression to any degree I want. Now, go change your pants before I also violate your Due Process rights."

Posted by: Kevin on July 4, 2005 05:16 PM

Any man caught looking a half-naked ass would be labelled a deviate or sexist, you're right. Women dress like whores to get attention, but not too much attention. What I want to know is: when did women decide that the vote of fuckability is the only vote that matters?

Posted by: Renee on July 4, 2005 05:43 PM

The current New York Observer has an article about the advent of a style known as "man ass." It bares the cleft of buttocks, what is popularly known as plumbers butt. Evidently, it is not limited to gays.

Posted by: Banjo on July 4, 2005 07:55 PM

Gay plumbers maybe?

Posted by: GUYK on July 4, 2005 07:57 PM

Alright goddamit. Acidman, lets get Georgia and Florida to secede from the union again and throw out every one that cries racist or sexist. I for one am goddam tired of hearing it too. If you speak ghetto, ebonics or spanglish or any got-damn thing but southern american I say out with you. If you walk around half naked and complain about being oggled, out with your fuckin' ass. No more mother fucking PC of any kind. What do you think. That's a good start huh? We'll make up some more rules as problems arise.

Posted by: assrot on July 5, 2005 09:50 AM
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