Gut Rumbles

June 29, 2005

he thinks he's got a problem?

Sam... I feel your pain, but you ain't getting a bunch of sympathy from me. YOU may be Sam Moore (yeah, just as common as crabgrass) but MY name is Robert Smith. I think my name trumps yours for weird searches looking for somebody else.

It's a curse we bear, my friend. Just TODAY, I received three phone calls from people looking for a Rob Smith that wasn't me. (Evidently, I have a doppleganger who does upholstery for a living and hasn't returned somebody's sofa. And another one who isn't paying his child support. And another one who has a sister named "Shirley.")

I get this shit every day.

I ain't gonna cuss my daddy for giving me my name, but I WILL call it an inconvenience at times.


Quit whining.

Michael Hunt

Posted by: Cappy on June 29, 2005 08:46 PM

So when did you start really, REALLY hating the Cure... when "Faith" came out in '81, or "Disintegration" in '89?

Oh I know! "The Love Cats" in '84...

Posted by: David Ross on June 30, 2005 02:31 PM
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