June 21, 2005

another good plan

GuyK has another excellent idea about how to stop the insidious menace of Global Warming.

I have submitted a plan to my congressman which I believe will help solve the global warming problem. It envolves stopping the continuous flow of hot air by putting a plug into the mouths of left wing politicians and pundits, preachers, priests, and other shamen, and gagging all tort attorneys. There will still be enough hot air from right wing pols and pundits as well as avid fishermen to create the greenhouse gases needed for plant growth. Thus far I have not received an answer from my representive but do expect an answer withing the next century.

Sorry, Guy. By the time you hear from your congresscritter, we'll all be dead from global warming.