Gut Rumbles

June 08, 2005

you can't make this shit up

By damn, if we don't do anything with government, we need to insure potty parity. I believe that this idea is nanny+nanny to the 10th power, but I'm not surprised that Mayor "Nanny" Bloomberg supports it. Let's also make it a law that wimmen get three times as much toilet paper as men do.

It's only "fair."


Bloomberg is to Republicans like Satan is to Evangelicals.

Posted by: rightisright on June 8, 2005 11:18 PM

Why stop here? Why the fuck don't we just ban urinals while we're at it? Hell, listen to that crazy bitch from Yale and make unisex bathrooms, IT'S ALL GOOD, BRO!

Posted by: JG22 on June 8, 2005 11:45 PM

Look, its a simple issue of supply and demand. Women take longer (by the simple fact that our physiology and anatomy arent built for speed when it comes to "shedding a tear")

That having been said, I dont think its something the govt should be REGULATING. But if you own a theater, a ballpark, or whatever sort of venue which large crowds of both men and women patronize, and you see that the women are lined up around the block to use the restroom, wouldnt it make good business sense (if nothing else) to build a few more ladies rooms? (I mean considering we are going (pardon the pun) as fast as we can.....We cant help it if our plumbling isnt as efficient as what you men were born with...

And as far the toilet paper goes, well sorry, but DRIP DRYING isnt an option for of course we require more. (paper)

I cant believe you guys begrudge us a little more toilet about being petty....

But if it will help even things out and make you feel better, HEY YOU MEN, use more paper and pat that thing dry instead of the old shake.....


Posted by: Ruth on June 9, 2005 07:40 AM

And as far as Bloomberg goes, yes the man is a silly twit at times, but he is also a SMART silly twit. You dont get to be as wealthy as he is without knowing a thing or two and having incredible business savvy....

And when he was first elected he said something that made me smile and I never forgot it....(in response to a PRYING PRESS, who seemed to resent his wealth) They asked him, "And what do you like to do in your FREE time?"

And without missing a beat Bloomberg responded, "I am a single guy, with a lot of money, and I like to have fun, so I'll let you figure that one out"..

Posted by: Ruth on June 9, 2005 07:45 AM

No problem, I'll just stay away from NYC. If I have to go there, I'll pee in the sink. OK, so Bloomberg's a jerk, but who wrote the law? Could it be the Man Haters Club of NYC? The same ones that elected Hillary?

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on June 9, 2005 08:34 AM

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away I bar hopped in a college town that was regaled in Playboy magazine. While the line for the men's room was nonexistent, the line for the "Ladies" room might be 15 deep. A few of these "ladies" would eschew the line and sashay into the men's room, out of boldness or desperation I don't know.
I did get a phone number and a date from a hottie I met while taking a wiz together.
Does this weird shit go on anymore?

Posted by: Ed on June 9, 2005 08:36 AM

I have to agree with Ruth on this one, women are so full of crap they need extra stalls.

Posted by: James Old Guy on June 9, 2005 10:30 AM

Bloomy only got elected, and I mean only got elected due to Rudy's last minute endorsement. It's a small saving grace that the Demobrat alternative was worse, if such can be imagined.

The amusingly ironic "Smoke Bloomberg" scribbles I see in every other cab should be a rough indication as to his approval rating.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on June 9, 2005 11:34 AM

James Old Guy: I dont know ANY woman who would take a crap in a public restroom (I cant believe you didnt know that women dont crap while out on the town) I am talking STRICTLY # 1 here.....

The urge (to crap) would NEVER EVER come over me (or any women I know) while out in public. Thats strictly a GUY thing....

Posted by: Ruth on June 9, 2005 11:44 AM

I have to throw the big yellow bullshit flag on that one.

Posted by: James Old Guy on June 9, 2005 12:16 PM

Well obviously you dont much about ladies and their bathroom quirks. Go take a POLL at get back to me....

Women wait till they get HOME before releasing the "hostage".... The only thing 99.9% of ladies use public bathrooms for is to shed a tear. And I suppose you are gonna say you know differently, but unless you are hanging about in womens ladies rooms, I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOU. I dont know what goes on in MENS rooms, but I damn sure know what goes on is ladies rooms and its overwhelmingly #1

Posted by: Ruth on June 9, 2005 01:11 PM

Maybe if women did not go to the public restroom in twos and threes it would not be so crowded and there would not be a line.

Posted by: hoosierboy on June 9, 2005 03:45 PM

We go in there to PEE, (you think we stand in a big fuck off line to yap?) We yap while we are waiting for a stall, and when the lines are long, we are all doing our best to hurry....I assure you, hanging about in a public restroom is NOT our idea of a good time....You men kill me.

Posted by: Ruth on June 9, 2005 04:07 PM

Ruth, I'm with you on the toilet paper thing but have to stand up (sit down?) and disagree on the crapping. I'm just not going to hold it if I have to go.

Anybody ever use a squat toilet? haha, that'll cure you of excessive bathroom daintiness.

Posted by: Grace on June 9, 2005 04:22 PM

Women have been screwing around in bathrooms since the dawn of time. Women take longer to do EVERYTHING except spend money.

I've seen women pee. It takes exactly the same amount of time it takes men. What I haven't seen is men hanging around in restrooms the way women do. That's because we know that any man who stays in a restroom after doing what he has to do is gay and looking for company.

Posted by: Steve H. on June 12, 2005 01:44 PM
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