June 08, 2005

Bloomberg is to Republicans like Satan is to Evangelicals.

Why stop here? Why the fuck don't we just ban urinals while we're at it? Hell, listen to that crazy bitch from Yale and make unisex bathrooms, IT'S ALL GOOD, BRO!

Look, its a simple issue of supply and demand. Women take longer (by the simple fact that our physiology and anatomy arent built for speed when it comes to "shedding a tear")

That having been said, I dont think its something the govt should be REGULATING. But if you own a theater, a ballpark, or whatever sort of venue which large crowds of both men and women patronize, and you see that the women are lined up around the block to use the restroom, wouldnt it make good business sense (if nothing else) to build a few more ladies rooms? (I mean considering we are going (pardon the pun) as fast as we can.....We cant help it if our plumbling isnt as efficient as what you men were born with...

And as far the toilet paper goes, well sorry, but DRIP DRYING isnt an option for us....so of course we require more. (paper)

I cant believe you guys begrudge us a little more toilet paper....talk about being petty....

But if it will help even things out and make you feel better, HEY YOU MEN, use more paper and pat that thing dry instead of the old shake.....

jeeesh.....

And as far as Bloomberg goes, yes the man is a silly twit at times, but he is also a SMART silly twit. You dont get to be as wealthy as he is without knowing a thing or two and having incredible business savvy....

And when he was first elected he said something that made me smile and I never forgot it....(in response to a PRYING PRESS, who seemed to resent his wealth) They asked him, "And what do you like to do in your FREE time?"

And without missing a beat Bloomberg responded, "I am a single guy, with a lot of money, and I like to have fun, so I'll let you figure that one out"..

No problem, I'll just stay away from NYC. If I have to go there, I'll pee in the sink. OK, so Bloomberg's a jerk, but who wrote the law? Could it be the Man Haters Club of NYC? The same ones that elected Hillary?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away I bar hopped in a college town that was regaled in Playboy magazine. While the line for the men's room was nonexistent, the line for the "Ladies" room might be 15 deep. A few of these "ladies" would eschew the line and sashay into the men's room, out of boldness or desperation I don't know.
I did get a phone number and a date from a hottie I met while taking a wiz together.
Does this weird shit go on anymore?

I have to agree with Ruth on this one, women are so full of crap they need extra stalls.

Bloomy only got elected, and I mean only got elected due to Rudy's last minute endorsement. It's a small saving grace that the Demobrat alternative was worse, if such can be imagined.

The amusingly ironic "Smoke Bloomberg" scribbles I see in every other cab should be a rough indication as to his approval rating.

James Old Guy: I dont know ANY woman who would take a crap in a public restroom (I cant believe you didnt know that women dont crap while out on the town) I am talking STRICTLY # 1 here.....

The urge (to crap) would NEVER EVER come over me (or any women I know) while out in public. Thats strictly a GUY thing....

Ruth
I have to throw the big yellow bullshit flag on that one.

Well obviously you dont much about ladies and their bathroom quirks. Go take a POLL at get back to me....

Women wait till they get HOME before releasing the "hostage".... The only thing 99.9% of ladies use public bathrooms for is to shed a tear. And I suppose you are gonna say you know differently, but unless you are hanging about in womens ladies rooms, I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOU. I dont know what goes on in MENS rooms, but I damn sure know what goes on is ladies rooms and its overwhelmingly #1

Maybe if women did not go to the public restroom in twos and threes it would not be so crowded and there would not be a line.

We go in there to PEE, (you think we stand in a big fuck off line to yap?) We yap while we are waiting for a stall, and when the lines are long, we are all doing our best to hurry....I assure you, hanging about in a public restroom is NOT our idea of a good time....You men kill me.

Ruth, I'm with you on the toilet paper thing but have to stand up (sit down?) and disagree on the crapping. I'm just not going to hold it if I have to go.

Anybody ever use a squat toilet? haha, that'll cure you of excessive bathroom daintiness.

Women have been screwing around in bathrooms since the dawn of time. Women take longer to do EVERYTHING except spend money.

I've seen women pee. It takes exactly the same amount of time it takes men. What I haven't seen is men hanging around in restrooms the way women do. That's because we know that any man who stays in a restroom after doing what he has to do is gay and looking for company.