Gut Rumbles

June 06, 2005

the world's oldest profession

I kinda like this story. First of all, I believe that prostitution should be legal, and second... it's inspiring to see an 80 year-old woman running her own business. Bless her lascivious heart.

Tursi has been charged with a a single count of promoting prostitution. If convicted, she faces up to five years in prison. But because of her age and lack of a criminal record, she's more likely to receive probation, Cornely said.

Good. What cold-hearted government locks Granny Clampett in jail for brokering some pussy? I don't want to live in that kind of country. Spank her wrist, tell her that she's been a bad girl and then turn her loose.

We have better things to do with law enforcement today.


Golden Girls surrender...PIMPIN' aint easy with an artificial hip....oooofah.....

Posted by: Ruth on June 6, 2005 10:14 AM

Just pop the bitch in the ass with a pellet gun and let her go.

Posted by: assrot on June 6, 2005 10:52 AM

Prostitution is not the worlds olderst profession. The oldest is begging. Man has been begging for it since the beginning and thats why women wised up to what it is worth.

Posted by: GUYK on June 6, 2005 11:15 AM

GUYK--- I doff my hat to your wisdom. You are correct. If men didn't beg for it, wimmen wouldn't be able to sell it.

Posted by: Acidman on June 6, 2005 11:38 AM

I think she should be charged with windfall profits.
Fined and encouraged to lower the prices and commission. I mean, jeez, her clients are buying
a piece of tail, not a gallon of gasoline.

Posted by: GrampaPinhead on June 6, 2005 12:42 PM

I can see the movie now: "Stop Or My Mom Will ..."

No. I do NOT wantg to finish that thought.

Posted by: BlogDog on June 6, 2005 02:37 PM

Sorry: "wantg" should be "want"

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Posted by: BlogDog on June 6, 2005 02:38 PM

I'm a firm believer that the world isn't controled by laws, but by people instead. Laws only apply when A) those who are supposed to enforce them are capable of doing so, and if so, then B) those breaking them don't cover up their actions good enough.

Posted by: JG22 on June 6, 2005 08:08 PM
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