June 05, 2005
I can't help it. I simply MUST share this email with you:
"I then fetched my pellet gun, and I SHOT that fucking cat out of that tree. I pumped only five times, which is enough to make a nice flesh
wound and sting the hell out of Tabby, but not enough to kill the murderous shit-head. I hit it right in the ass, and it tried to use all four paws to rub the wound. It fell out of the tree, hit the ground and took off running."
Its a cat you stupid fucker, its first god damn instinct is to hunt. I hope you felt like a man watching the cat bleed and hurt. And you're calling the cat a murderous shit-head?
"...I wished I had used one of my silent .22 bullets and gotten rid of
that sumbitch for good. I could have made a clean head-shot from where
I was standing."
How does it make you feel to say shit like that? Powerful? In charge?
Good? I understand that it tried to eat one of your precious baby birds,
but it doesn't fucking know any better. Its not like a cat wakes up in
the morning and says to itself "Gee, I think I'm gonna go on a murderous rampage today." A cats basic instinct is to survive on its own. Its common fucking sense; and I'm sorry that you're too retarded to figure that out for yourself.
"That one was a warning shot. If it comes back, I won't be so nice next
How the fuck is that a warning shot? A warning shot is when you miss,
to scare it away. Not to shoot it in the ass so it falls out the tree and runs away, infected and hurt.
I sincerely hope you get cancer.
I LOVE people who think that way. They find nothing wrong with a cat raiding a nest full of baby birds, but they wish CANCER on ME because I popped a cat in the ass with a pellet gun. Bejus! Some people in this world have some really fucked-up priorities.
Darlin... you must not have read my blog for long. I've ALREADY HAD CANCER and watched my father, my mama and my best friend die from it. I went through ever-loving shit with it myself and managed to stay alive. An awful lot of my anatomy doesn't belong to me anymore, thanks to the surgery I've had, but I'm like a Timex watch. I'm still ticking.
Trust me... I would MUCH rather have been shot in the ass with a pellet gun than endure what I've done. That pellet sting goes away. What happened to me is FOREVER.
YOU, on the other hand, are a vicious, idiot, cuntly shit-wad. But I'm not going to wish cancer on you. I wouldn't do that to ANYBODY. The best I can hope for is a bolt of sanity to fly up your ass someday. But I doubt that's ever gonna happen.
You're a lost cause.
Well people really should keep their cats inside. Only morons let them out. I keep both mine inside. One, because I don't want them to get killed by a car and Two, because I know people are bastards and will hurt and kill my cats for no good reason.
We have to protect our pets from idiots and it's only our fault when our cats get hurt or die. If they're kept inside this would never be a issue.
But Acidman, have you ever thought that perhaps a cat killing birds is just natural process? Would you shoot a lion for killing as it does?
That's the kind of upside-down world we're in, darling; one in which people care more about animals than humans. And one in which people are too stupid to see what's wrong with that.
Wow, a new adverb! I am so using that.
But I'll be sure to give credit where it's due.
I don't pull out the pellet gun for cats. I just let the dog out. She's caught a handful of racoons, I can't wait til she nabs one of those damn cats. Little furry bastards. I hate cats.
I pull out the pellet gun for squirrels on the birdfeeders. I've hit a few and scared most of them off. :-)
Oh for the love of GOD. Cats eat birds, Rob. That's what they do. Why don't you train that gun where you really mean to aim and quit taking your considerable wrath out on creatures who aren't doing a damn thing to you.
Did you think about the precious little chicken that you fried up and served, warm, with a side of gravy the other night?
I didn't think so.
By the way, go ahead and call me a few names, you have in the past. It matters not. Your mind is so narrow, I'm sure nothing meaningful will slip in; shit, not even with a sledgehammer. Mind closed and locked shut.
Hell, I know you're tired from a day of ranting. I'll save you the effort. Sign me,
A vacuous pissbag cuntwad.
"A vacuous pissbag cuntwad"
Watch your back Rob - She's good!
I'm not trying to start anything, but.........
WOW... Joni.. Say what you mean next time... LOL
I kinda think that since this is his blog he can say what he wants... But I am crazy that way... Do I always agree.. Nope... Hell half the time I skip the ranting about *govimment* crap ( I guess you could call me a liberal conservative...) and just read the posts like the one about the cat...
They make me laugh... Can't help it.. They do...
Ok.. Attack away animal lovers... lol
Of course he can, Liz. You don't have to explain that to me. But the comment boxes are here to invite discourse, are they not?
Besides, if Rob dislikes my comments, he is always free to delete them. His blog and all.
Damn it, if you are going to shoot, shoot to kill.
Don't do a half-ass job of it.
While I am allergic to cats, I am fond of them, but having said that, it is not a kindness to let them run loose. I'm tired of seeing kitty road kill because some lazy fuck didn't keep track of their cat. Feral cats and dogs are a real problem in the country side and ranchers and farmers will shoot them on sight. The cats are hell on game birds and the dogs will pack up and kill live stock. In the city if your cat comes into contact with feral cats there are a number of fatal diseases it can pick up.
You must arrogantly assume that your priorities match God's as far as the value of one of His creations' life. Perhaps your health problems are His way of putting a few pumps of His Heavenly pellet gun into your earthly ass to give YOU a fair warning shot. Think about it hillbilly.
Good Lord, it's a fucking CAT!! We have people wishing cancer upon one another and calling one another cunt bags over a fucking CAT?? It's an animal for Chrissakes. When I was a youngster, my grandad would shoot, without discrimination, any neighborhood pet who happened to pick his lawn to shit on with his trusty pellet rifle.
I own three cats, and I love them to death. I am responsible enough to keep them indoors, so they do not become varmints, like they would if they were left on their own outdoors.
Yes, cats are designed to be killing machines. I don't have much of a rodent problem in my home, nor, for that matter, many bugs around either. Toad is right, be a little responsible. When your cat becomes a nuisance to another person because of your neglect in caring for it, it deserves to be shot. I hate to say it, but Rob, you should have used that non-existent .22 the first time.
Hey, cats hunt, kill and eat birds by instinct. They do the same thing to mice! Anyone want to feel sorry for the poor little mouse? Didn't think so!
One of my tenants recently got a kitten. I was over there the other day and she brought it out in hopes of I would become enamored with it's cuteness. I picked it up and examined it, turned to the tenant and said "When he gets bigger, he'll be perfect. I've got a fast-growing snake and will be looking for larger prey items soon."
I thought the poor woman would have a stroke LOL.
I am an animal lover. I live in a rural area and have trees full of birds and squirrels and a pair of cottontails that live under my workshop. I have a 13 years old minature attack poodle that I raised from a puppy. I shoot cats and dogs loose on my property on sight for two reasons. First is that this area is noted for rabies. Second is that I don't appreciate stepping in shit. I clean up after my poodle andit pisses me off to have to clean up a big pile of dog shit from a neighbors dog because the sob was too damn lazy to keep his mutt at home. Same for cats. I have informed those who complain that if they don't want their pets shot jkeep them at home and take care of them.
It is not the fault of the animals. It is the irresponsible pet owners who should be shot in the ass five times with the pellet gun. If I catch them taking a crap in my yard they be shot at least that many times with by pellet gun unless they can run faster than I can reload.
Dear Joni: I am going to go to the pet store today, buy myself 2 gerbils, throw em in a bucket o water, and see which one drowns first. The survivor I shall christen Joni, and release it into the wild.
In your honor. Because I take joy in watching animals suffer. Really. It literally makes my dick hard.
Sure the cat was doing what comes naturally, hunt. Rob was doing what comes naturally -- defending his property.
It is typical of the ELF and PETA wack jobs who would rather see a human die than an animal. "You eat meat -- Die". What kind of low life subhuman would wish cancer on anyone?
I agree that human life comes before animal life in every respect. I also think it was wrong to wish cancer on Rob. That person should be dragged off and shot. On the other hand, I think shooting any living thing just for the sake of shooting it is pretty got-damn stupid too. A water hose would have done the same thing the pellet gun did. Some people are idiots that like to shoot anything that they come across when it is not necessary. That kind of shit is what teaches our 7 year olds to commit murder with no remorse. The best we can hope for is for these idiots to get a bolt of sanity up their ass. But I doubt that's going to happen either.
For goodness sake it was a pellet gun. We used to play "Army" with pellet and BB guns. Yeah, they hurt, but the cat will be fine. Conditioned response -- the feline feels pain and stays away.
You people need a life.
How does that saying go?
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.. or something like that
And yes Joni that was for you darlin
Oh hell, I think I will go find some stupid baby birds and feed them to my cat. Oh wait, they already found some.
As for any dogs that wander by...well that is what the ole SKS if for.
Should have used a .22 rifle.
If you had one, that is.
[i]Of course he can, Liz. You don't have to explain that to me. But the comment boxes are here to invite discourse, are they not?
Besides, if Rob dislikes my comments, he is always free to delete them. His blog and all.
Posted by: Joni on June 6, 2005 01:55 AM [/i]
Well your original post wasn't really what I was referring to... It was more your second post which was not just responding with "discourse" to the post... It just seemed odd how you seemed to attack yourself in a weird kind of way.... Oh well.. To each his own...
Liz, Rob's name calling, and my reaction to it, is a sport unto itself (right, Rob?). It's all in fun. I'd like to think that if he saw me in a ditch by the side of the road that he'd pull over to help. As would I! (Of course the chances of me driving on any road other than an interstate or the well worn path to work and back are slimmer than, well, me being slim!)
I think you guys are all idiots....I don't think its an upside down world that people care more about animals than other people because most of the people on this planet are white trash rednecks....If you own a pellet gun and shoot people's pets, you seriously need some counselling because you are not right inside.....Don't worry, you'll get yours when you die