Gut Rumbles

June 01, 2005

the storm is here

It's more than two hours late and it appears to be nothing more than drizzling rain and some distant thunder. Hell... the wind chimes aren't ringing on my back porch. BULL SHIT!!!

The same people warning me to batten down my hatches today are the same ones feeding YOU all that "global warming" scare-mongering. Which ones are you going to believe? The "climatologists" or the wind-chimes on my back porch?

Only one speaks the truth. YOU decide which one.


The weather stations needs to be shot. Back when I was a small boy and lived in a 200 year old house, we never knew anything about storms, till they were gone. These bastards are full of shit and they are doing a great job of scaring the shit out of people. Fuckem, I never leave for storms, fuck a storm. When Hogo was coming to Savannah, I was laying in the bed, watching GA Southern football, when a news flash came across and read, Hugo going north, if I die in a storm, then be it. It will be my time to die, I am not running from a storm, period.

Posted by: catfish on June 1, 2005 11:28 PM

When I was a kid, we had a "weather channel." It was called a got-dam WINDOW! Look outside. That's all you needed to know about the weather.

Posted by: Acidman on June 1, 2005 11:42 PM

My sister always complains "how can you live in Calif with all the earthquakes?"
Shit, I have not been in one in YEARS.
SHE how ever always has to listen to "Tornado watches" every damn summer in Mich. Shut her up when I pointed that out to her.

Posted by: Maeve on June 2, 2005 01:51 AM

To quote the immortal Bob Dylan "You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows"

Posted by: arathorn on June 2, 2005 08:29 AM

Got the forecast for today. "About 78 percen nitrogen, 20 percent oxygen, and two percent assorted gases, dust, and that shit from trees that makes me sneeze. Chance of rain but go fishing anyway. You are sweet but you will not melt."

Posted by: GUYK on June 2, 2005 08:37 AM
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