June 01, 2005

The weather stations needs to be shot. Back when I was a small boy and lived in a 200 year old house, we never knew anything about storms, till they were gone. These bastards are full of shit and they are doing a great job of scaring the shit out of people. Fuckem, I never leave for storms, fuck a storm. When Hogo was coming to Savannah, I was laying in the bed, watching GA Southern football, when a news flash came across and read, Hugo going north, if I die in a storm, then be it. It will be my time to die, I am not running from a storm, period.

When I was a kid, we had a "weather channel." It was called a got-dam WINDOW! Look outside. That's all you needed to know about the weather.

My sister always complains "how can you live in Calif with all the earthquakes?"
Shit, I have not been in one in YEARS.
SHE how ever always has to listen to "Tornado watches" every damn summer in Mich. Shut her up when I pointed that out to her.

To quote the immortal Bob Dylan "You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows"

Got the forecast for today. "About 78 percen nitrogen, 20 percent oxygen, and two percent assorted gases, dust, and that shit from trees that makes me sneeze. Chance of rain but go fishing anyway. You are sweet but you will not melt."