Gut Rumbles

June 01, 2005

truth in pictures


Here is a young Bill Clinton becoming politically.... aroused.

(yeah. I shamelessly stole that picture from here. So... SUE ME, goddammit!)


No problem my friend...Thanks.

Posted by: Yabu on June 1, 2005 07:19 PM

On NBC news tonight Bill Clinton stated that he beat the impeachment rap because he was not guilty of the charges! I suppose that the public has to understand that blowjobs ain't sex! Fibbing to a special prosecuter is not a crime and besides, it was all a right wing conspiracy to get him. If you don't believe him just ask his wife. And, by the way. She thought the white house furniture was hers.

Posted by: GUYK on June 1, 2005 07:25 PM

So...if you advertise like that, ya STILL get some??

Especially with the sign behind him. HA!

Posted by: Desert Cat on June 1, 2005 08:05 PM

Yeah, yeah.

What will it take to get the current moron-in-chief impeached?

Another blow job?

Posted by: Wyatt on June 1, 2005 08:06 PM

Actually, the verb "sex" is frequently defined to mean sexual intercourse, which is defined as coitus which is defined as vaginal penetration by a penis. Sodomy is defined as sexual activity that is not the union of the genital organs of a man and a woman. Although the vulgar (as in vulgate) understanding of sex includes oral and anal sex, Clinton had a legally defensible position. Moreover, lying to a special prosecutor would constitute an obstruction of justice if the lie obstructed the pursuit of justice. Personally, I think that this is a bogus crime. Under the law, it is absolutely fine for the police to lie through their teeth during an interrogation, but the person being questioned cannot lie back. Moreover, I'm not sure how Clinton's answer could have obstructed the pursuit of justice. Diddling an intern's mouth ain't illegal. It's certainly wrong, but in this case wrong wasn't illegal. Finally, many folks argued that Clinton's actions were viewed with contempt by foreign countries. Although there may be truth to this criticism, Clinton was much more popular outside the U.S. than is Bush. Apologists (for Bush) come back with, "Other countries' opinions about the U.S. don't mean shit." If this is true, then who cares if Clinton was diddling an intern's mouth.

Posted by: Kukulkan on June 1, 2005 09:14 PM

No wonder Europe adored Clinton. He was just as corrupt as his "friends" were. I don't want friends like that.

Posted by: Acidman on June 1, 2005 11:07 PM

If only Bush's lies were limited to getting a little head in the White House, then perhaps 1,663 good, brave, honorable men might still be alive today. At least when Clinton lied, no one died.

Posted by: PJ on June 2, 2005 02:02 AM

Impeach, PJ. Put up or shut up.

Posted by: JB on June 2, 2005 04:17 AM

Kuku: I stand corrected. Clinton did not have sex with that woman. He did not lie when questioned by the special prosecuter because the hummer was not sex. So in his mind he is innocent.

This is the biggest bunch of bullshit I have ever heard outside of an El Paso goat rope, an Atlanta barbershop, and the Ft Worth Fat Stock Show! If a blow job is not having sex then grits ain't groceries.

Slick Willie might have fooled the lawyers and other elite maternal fornicaters but rednecks know that a blowjob is sex. But, it might be a good line to use in the friont seat of the pickup on a Saturday night: " aw, come on Barbara Joe, just suck a little bit. Bill Clinton said it wasn't sex and you know he was the president and he wouldn't lie."

Posted by: GUYK on June 2, 2005 08:45 AM

Back to the picture that was the subject of this thread: It looks like a Photoshop job to me.

Posted by: Ernie G on June 2, 2005 10:22 AM

Ernie, if it's not a photoshop job, that's one brave motherfu**er. Those are some angry looking women behind him, and I don't think they'd have a sense of humor about that sign.

Posted by: Sami on June 2, 2005 02:33 PM

Hippy trim is overrated.

Posted by: Brett on June 2, 2005 04:51 PM

Alright, the guy in front is funny, but CHRIST, will someone explain to those fuckheads behind him that it usually takes roughly 30 times as long to put your desired change into effect through peaceful protest as it does through revolution by force?

Gotta break some eggs to make an omlet, stupid fucks! I've seen braver Frenchies.

Posted by: JG22 on June 2, 2005 04:57 PM

It's amazing how many monkey right-wing nut jobs still concern themselves with lies regarding the definition of "sex" versus the definition of "imminent threat" to our nation's security. Clinton's lies versus Bush's lies....which one has resulted in more unnecessary deaths? Which one's lies are a more impeachable offense? Debate that.

Posted by: PJ on June 4, 2005 03:06 AM

So your sayin' that there was nothin' wrong with Clinton bombing the shit out of the Serbs to take the attention off him and Monica?

Posted by: JG22 on June 5, 2005 02:59 AM
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