Gut Rumbles
 

May 29, 2005

hate your job?

Via Catfish:

I HATE MY JOB

When you have your next "I Hate My Job" day, try this...

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested" Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A
JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS.

Ain't it the truth?

Comments


Ahh.......it's not really such a bad job once you get used to it. I just tell myself that it beats being in the joint and getting something else stuck in my ass and not getting paid for it. We all gotta work for a living don't we? By the way, I would highly recommend you clean it good before using it.

Posted by: PJ on May 30, 2005 01:58 AM

The guy who drives the "honey wagon" at Thule, Greenland might have an even worse job, but what can they do to him for punishment?

Posted by: Larry on May 30, 2005 02:39 AM

Who the hell buys a rectal thermometer? Jeeez, ya freaks!

./smart_ass_mode_off

Andy

Posted by: Andy on May 31, 2005 07:08 PM
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